• @StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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    567 days ago

    While I know they’re harmless that has not stopped from committing war crimes against one that found its way to my shower.

  • Nougat
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    497 days ago

    Limousine spider.

    They also appear to be smart, aggressive, and territorial. I have been chased by several. And I have run away with great haste.

    • @[email protected]
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      67 days ago

      Odd, I’ve had several in my room in my last place, but they didn’t seem territorial or aggressive to humans. Sometimes too close I’d worry I’d hurt it but other than that…

    • @SomeGuy69
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      26 days ago

      Limousine spider. Great! I’ll never forget that anymore for life. Haha

  • @Okokimup
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    367 days ago

    I would far rather the spiders in my house eat these things.

    • @PopOfAfrica
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      127 days ago

      Straight up I leave Wolf Spiders alive for this goal.

    • @[email protected]
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      76 days ago

      I don’t think they can. Once a centipede is of decent size I think it’s much stronger than the average house Spider. Australia notwithstanding.

      • @macrocephalic
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        36 days ago

        Can confirm that our house spiders are pretty tough. A car ran off the road and into the front wall of my house spider last year and it barely left a mark. We still live here.

  • flicker
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    257 days ago

    It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!

    • @[email protected]
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      56 days ago

      this is why i respect web spinning spiders and jumping spiders (despite the name).

      web spinners just spin their webs and sit there, they’re in their lane and flourishing.

      jumping spiders are smart enough to recognize that we are gods compared to them, and that we probably won’t appreciate them making sudden fast movements.

  • @[email protected]
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    6 days ago

    I think these bois, much like “spider crickets”, get a lot of flack because their legs are TOO DAMN LONG! They’re cool dudes, but something about those weirdly long legs…

    • @Land_Strider
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      26 days ago

      Hey, they are the fluffiest critters ever among those that ran over me. They don’t even tickle, just a smooth touch.

      Developes feelings for the house centipedes

  • Cris
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    277 days ago

    I doubt this will help my deep discomfort but it did make me happy :)

  • @iAvicenna
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    186 days ago

    nope doesnt help, imma get my flame thrower nevertheless

  • @[email protected]
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    116 days ago

    I’m not really scared of them, but I do have a visceral reaction to them. Something about them makes me want to vomit. Or, maybe it’s a level of fear I don’t recognize because I go from 0 to vomit and wanting to claw my eyes out real quick.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 days ago

      it’s wild because humans are supposed to have this sort of reaction programmed into us for snakes, but i’m absolutely fine with snakes and even find some of them quite cute!

      but anything with long thin legs? incinerate it in nuclear hellfire

    • @nepenthes
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      56 days ago

      I feel ya. When I find them in the garden, where one expects to find a multitude of bugs, it gives me the heebie jeebies soo bad. It’s def the zillions of legs going mach 9 for me.

    • @Shou
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      46 days ago

      Texbook phobia.

  • @[email protected]
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    136 days ago

    I was in college before I saw one. I grew up with giant 8" long centipedes, but this guy freaked me out more than I can say. Couldn’t even tell it was a centipede. Might as well have been an alien.

    Gag.

    Freaky motherfookers

    • @[email protected]
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      15 days ago

      I didn’t even know they existed until I had one in my apartment around 5 years ago. Now that I’ve bought a house I see them regularly in my basement.

      • @[email protected]
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        15 days ago

        Relieved, in this aspect, when I moved backed to land of the giant centipedes. Then, I got a bunch of barn boards to make dyi stuff. One came in on there, ran off, and started living around the back of my house. It was the only one around, so it never reproduced (I hope), but damn thing lived back there for years. Just happy it never decided to come inside.

    • @[email protected]
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      16 days ago

      it’s the legs and speed that do it, normal centipedes are plenty freaky but the fact that the legs are stubbier makes them much more managable, they’re more like seeing a wild rat.

  • businessfish
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    146 days ago

    all they need to do is stop being so scary and we can be chillin

  • @[email protected]
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    97 days ago

    I caught one trying to be in my bathroom and decided to be “nice” by tossing it into my basement.

    Down there the entire floor had been sprayed with insect repellent from signs of fleas and roaches, there has been signs of mice and lord knows what else down there too.

    2 days later I found it dead having made it all the way to the staircase. Definitely one of the strongest showings in the Gauntlet but not strong enough.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 days ago

      what the fuck are you gonna do the first time something makes it up the stairs? I hope you have a flamethrower ready.

  • @librejoe
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    87 days ago

    They are not 100% harmless than can and have bitten humans.

    • @[email protected]
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      66 days ago

      Side note, do not stomp AT them in bare feet (in an attempt to scare them off). They will attack your toes