• @Crackhappy
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    1133 months ago

    This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.

    • @Cold_Brew_Enema
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      173 months ago

      Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        Well at least she ain’t shoving them up your ass.

        Checks username

        …Wait…

      • J'Pol
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        183 months ago

        He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.

          Also here’s how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        73 months ago

        They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

          • @[email protected]
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            -13 months ago

            Occam’s Razor. There isn’t any evidence that he was murdered, so it makes sense to consider it a suicide.

            • @[email protected]
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              33 months ago

              Have you read anything about this? Multiple suicide attempts, eventually on suicide watch and every time CCTV fails, footage even gets deleted from automatic backup. This shit wouldn’t have made it into a movie, it’s too unbelievable.

              • @[email protected]
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                33 months ago

                I think it’s exactly what you would write into a movie to make it clear to anyone paying even half attention that he was definitely murdered. It’s so unsubtle it makes me think it was almost a message - we can kill people this brazenly and it doesn’t even get investigated. We are untouchable.

            • @nyctre
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              23 months ago

              He was supposed to have a cellmate but didn’t have one that night. Guards were supposed to check in on him constantly but didn’t do it that night. The surveillance camera malfunctioned that night. He had broken bones in his neck that often break when you’re strangulated and rarely when hanging yourself.

              You’re telling me that it’s more likely for these 4 events to happen at the same time than for someone rich and powerful to just pay a couple of people to have him killed?

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.

  • whoareu
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    253 months ago

    Took me a while to get the joke since I didn’t read the username.

    • Flying SquidM
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      23 months ago

      It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.

      I’m not smart.

  • @Etterra
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    143 months ago

    This took me a little too long to get. Maybe he should go dig up the corpse of the OG, he could probably help.

  • Lev_Astov
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    93 months ago

    I expected this comment to be from KenM

  • @ikidd
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    83 months ago

    I’m sorry, sir, this is a Wendy’s.

  • @iAvicenna
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    53 months ago

    Correction, I buy your products there for my computer has virus