• Blackout
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    245 months ago

    It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      Don’t you miss the simple pleasure of having to knock on some stranger’s door because you needed to use their phone?

      • @Aux
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        15 months ago

        Didn’t you have pay phones on every corner?

  • @[email protected]
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    225 months ago

    I do what I call “the Moron Macarena” just before I close the door. I pat each pocket and cross my arms patting the pockets again just to look extra stupid when I do it lol

    • @corus_kt
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      45 months ago

      Do it to the beat and now leaving the house becomes a (embarrassing) fun ritual!

  • @tpihkal
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    185 months ago

    Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    Phone left pocket on it’s own (to prevent scratches). Keys, wallet in right pocket.

    If I’m not feeling either of those masses or a key jingle then I know I’m missing something.

        • Owl
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          45 months ago

          Then why put your phone into your left pocket ? To perform a half macarena of shame everytime you get a call ?

          • @Zorque
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            85 months ago

            Just because one is right-hand dominant doesn’t mean one has to use that hand for everything.

            Personally, I do the same. Probably because I had a wallet and keys before I ever had a phone in my pockets, so its habit to put it in the unused one.

            • @Persen
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              35 months ago

              I use my right hand for everything. I just can’t do anything remotely precise with my left hand. I can’t even write with it. The only activities I can do with my left hand are assisting my right hand (for example holding somerhing long).

            • @[email protected]
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              25 months ago

              That’s the reason for me as well. Always had wallet and keys in my right pocket, then had to find a place to put my phone when they became a thing. So it ended up in the left pocket.

          • @[email protected]
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            25 months ago

            I’m right-handed and use my left hand to hold my phone. The right hand is for more important things.

    • tiredofsametab
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      25 months ago

      Same except keys are clipped on a belt loop and I have a handkerchief with my wallet in my right front pocket (Japan is super humid so a lot of sweat-wiping happens). Also right-handed, but I hold my phone with my left and enter the passcode with my right hand (I don’t use the fingerprint scanner)

  • @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    I’m pretty much opposite. I don’t even know why I carry this unknown mass around in my pockets. My keys are probably in there, otherwise the car wouldn’t start.

    • kamenLady.
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      65 months ago

      The neighbors can watch me doing this every 2 days or so.

      • @[email protected]
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        65 months ago

        I’m glad that we can be a source of great amusement for them.

        Oh wait, no, I mean “you” - cause I totally never do that, never ever ever ever 😉.

        • kamenLady.
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          And we, sorry i mean, i, am not alone.

          A colleague at work always makes a slow walk to the door, saying bye to everybody, talking a little and almost always a kind of joke marks his exit.

          Just to return a few minutes later and hurry through the office and disappear again without saying a word

  • @Zachariah
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    75 months ago

    I dunno, that Sense That You’ve Forgotten Something pictured looks pretty clearly defined.

  • @[email protected]
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    65 months ago

    I have ADHD and recently just quit nicotine. So for the past few months I run through my mental checklist including the vapes that are no longer part of my checklist because they were part of it for so long. then I have to consciously tell myself I don’t vape anymore and have to redo the list In my head without the vapes. I never feel like I have everything…

  • Blaster M
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    45 months ago

    5D Hypercube: Don’t leave home without it