• Blaster M
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    7027 days ago

    “Woah, look at that iceberg, it’s shaped like a-”

    • DrDominate
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      6027 days ago

      “Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-”

      • @orangeNgreen
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        5227 days ago

        Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

        • @surewhynotlem
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          4627 days ago

          Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

          • SolidGrue
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            4127 days ago

            Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

            • @spirinolas
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              26 days ago

              …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

              • @[email protected]
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                2426 days ago

                Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

                • LucasWaffyWaf
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                  2226 days ago

                  Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

  • @[email protected]
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    4726 days ago

    Alright guys, I think it might be time to close up this community, it won’t be getting better than this.

    • @[email protected]
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      1626 days ago

      I read the “not the onion” name before clicking but it wasn’t until I reached the end of the article and saw the author’s name that it finally clicked that this was in fact not the onion.

      While reading the thing it all seemed “weird this doesn’t feel like an onion article even though the content is so much onion” and “are those references to other phallic stuff all from past onion articles too?”

  • @mPony
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    3926 days ago

    those of you not clicking the article to read the main caption are missing out. Allow me:

    A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn’t too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

    because Newfoundland has the best place names in the world. So spend A Night In Dildo if you think you’ve got the time

  • @Cheems
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    1026 days ago

    Bad dragon has gone too far

  • @Sam_Bass
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    626 days ago

    Poseiden is horny