• partial_accumen
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    5830 days ago

    If he’s going back to “ancient law” shouldn’t he also recognize he’s standing on stolen land belonging to native Americans prior to European arrival?

  • @geekworking
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    3230 days ago

    The book that he should be looking for is a 3rd grade grammar textbook.

  • Flying Squid
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    2630 days ago

    That book of ancient law is really going to help them out.

    • @[email protected]
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      1430 days ago

      Are you saying the laws in 3000BCE Mesopotamia can’t help him get rich right now? How many library books did you read today? I rest my case.

      • Flying Squid
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        830 days ago

        I admit I hadn’t considered the Hammurabic Method of Revenue Generation.

        • @[email protected]
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          430 days ago

          You just blew my mind by introducing me to a new aspect of history that wasn’t familiar to me. I love history, so thank you! Also, that wasn’t a library book citation, so check-mate bitch!

          /s you know I love ya

  • Norgur
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    2230 days ago

    Wait! You’re telling me that there is supposed to be some cohesion to that word salad?!

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      730 days ago

      I’d like to make a sovcit chat bot that just spews this nonsense when you ask it a question.

      • VindictiveJudge
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        230 days ago

        Reminds me of a certain side quest in Cyberpunk…

  • TragicNotCute
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    1830 days ago

    This is my new go to:

    someone owes me some land and gold

  • @someguy3
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    1130 days ago

    I was confused until I realized they used the wrong “there”. Then I was just a little less confused, but still confused.

    • @edgemaster72
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      930 days ago

      I used to be confused by their inane ramblings. I still am confused, but I used to be too.

  • @Red_October
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    1129 days ago

    “Confirmed what I already knew.” I’m sure that was with some detailed research into the breadth of the subject involving the reinforcement of a robust understanding, right? Surely it wasn’t something like… finding a couple legal sounding books, and finding a few words in those books they understood, before taking some pictures they thought suggested research and calling it good!

  • @son_named_bort
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    729 days ago

    I have a feeling that the condition of his brain isn’t on Terra Firma.

  • @[email protected]
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    430 days ago

    I wish I could convince my self of anything half as well as these people convince themselves of their own bullshit.