• @Zachariah
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    812 months ago

    We’re in the other timeline.

  • Optional
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    512 months ago

    . . . so far

  • @[email protected]
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    412 months ago

    He’ll die soon or late, that’s literally the only prediction that can’t possibly be wrong.

    • @Etterra
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      92 months ago

      Maybe we’ll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as “either annual or perrenial”.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    2 months ago

    If anything is gonna do him in, it’ll be one too many hamberders (I shouldn’t talk shit though, they’ll probably kill me too one day)

    • @MumboJumbo
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      182 months ago

      Tim Miller from The Bulwark has referred to Trump having a heart attack as the “hamburger from heaven” and I can never forget that phrase.

    • @BarbecueCowboy
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      92 months ago

      We all have to die eventually anyways and there’s a lot worse ways to go.

  • @[email protected]
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    292 months ago

    Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of hot air and bullshit emanating from the target’s mouth.

  • @mingistech
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    112 months ago

    Keep these shitty AI posts from X off here.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      52 months ago

      Dary!

      Legendary!

      …oh, is that not what we’re doing?

  • @Sakychu
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    42 months ago

    The first prediction?

  • @III
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    12 months ago

    Simpsons fucked up. Trump’s ears and neck should be pale too. The hair looks about 6 levels of too thick as well. Hands look good though.