• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    312 months ago

    I’ve had a crush on my GF for the last four years and it’s awesome. Plus I’m snipped so evolution can eat a dick.

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      42 months ago

      I still find is amazing I get to bone my crush a few days a week, and then she stays the night for the last 15 years.

      Evolution still has a strong role here, and pretty sure she’s got that urge too. Just very little dick eating as a result.

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    202 months ago

    Crushes can’t be avoided by simply knowing they’re an evolutionary trick. You don’t get to say no that easily. You need to convince that uncontrolled longing to move on and beat it with its own logic.