Also, it’s remarkably giant caveman-proof.

  • teft
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    seats Seven

    Borg efficiency strikes again.

    • @aeronmelon
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      “How are the red shirts suppose to die on the planet if they can’t even fit inside the shuttlecraft?”

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    If there’s one thing certain about shuttles is that they’re about as dangerous as a red shirt.

    That said, man, I’d love to have one of those! Practical geekiness is the best geekiness.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        Dangerous? They draw all the fire away from you. Take as many as possible.

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            D’oh!

            That said, when you start taking fiber pills, that means you’ve cleared a major blockage, so it’s a good thing.

            Ask me how I know.

            • Nougat
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              Glad to hear it, let me know when you need that pizza delivery.

              • Flying SquidOPM
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                So… probably never? Will not do, I guess.

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            Took me a few reads but I fixed my error. This clearly wouldn’t happen if I were Vulcan or Romulan.

            Come to think of it, an episode about a typo would be onpoint for Lower Decks and Boimler.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Yes, but is the transporter any safer?

      I’d say never leave the ship, but they have an unfortunate habit of crashing into planets.

      And then I’d say never leave the planet, but they have an unfortunate habit of being attacked by space ships which then crash into them.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        I’d call their claim of two-person to be generous unless those two people knew each other very well.

      • @clearedtoland
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        The rabbit hole you’ve sent me down by showing me that site! Thanks!!

  • @tpihkal
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    92 months ago

    Who put a boot on a Starfleet ship?

    • teft
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      102 months ago

      Ferengi repo men probably.

  • @EtherWhack
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    Equipped with a Logitech controller, too?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Why, is it going down to the Titanic?

      No wait, that’s a game controller.

  • @shalafi
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    Somebody tell me where to buy this. Is it custom or just decorated?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      I don’t know where to buy that specific type of camper, but it’s definitely custom painted.