• @Crazyslinkz
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    482 months ago

    This is amazing, omg 😲 why didn’t we see this before! Egyptians had electricity and only this guy found it…

    /s (in case…)

    • @[email protected]
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      202 months ago

      Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

      • Kerb
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        those where obviously fueled with the refined tiberium they imported from Agarttha

      • @Crazyslinkz
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        102 months ago

        Sacrifices? God’s will? Oh no, sorry aliens… it was aliens 👽

        I’m no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can’t share the proof right now…

        /s (again)

        • @dohpaz42
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          52 months ago

          Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
          And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

          How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.

      • @hakunawazo
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        52 months ago

        They only built the pyramids because a voice shouted: “Silos needed”.

    • @saltesc
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      22 months ago

      If you use an emoji here, it’s assumed you’re being sarcastic and pretending to be one of them

      • @Crazyslinkz
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        12 months ago

        Well, I never know in today’s internet. That’s why I said “in case”.

  • @shalafi
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    202 months ago

    OK, that’s not as nuts as some of these. So what are the artifacts?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      302 months ago

      Sorry… you think believing the Ancient Egyptians had electricity because those things look kind of like electrical insulators isn’t nuts? Because I have news for you- two things can look alike and be totally different things.

      This, for example, is not a petrified screw. It’s a crinoid. A once-living sea creature.

      I don’t know what those Egyptian things are, but it is definitely nuts to assume they’re electrical insulators just because they resemble them.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        322 months ago

        It’s nuts that looks like a bolt.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          162 months ago

          It’s the “stem” of an ancient sea creature (an animal, not a plant) from about 400 million years ago that looked something like this:

          This is sea lily, one of its modern descendants:

  • @Phegan
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    192 months ago

    In the (paraphrased) words of Milo Rossi, conspiracy theories use “looks like” a lot

  • @niktemadur
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    172 months ago

    The thing about any crackpot argument for “ancient electricity” that just dawned on me, is that they call it The Bronze Age for a reason, the ancients insisted on the versatility of their metal (bronze = copper + tin) over its’ conductivity (pure copper).

    There was a more ancient Copper Age, but it was brief, bronze was the definition of a technological leap forward.

  • @[email protected]
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    162 months ago

    If you looked up ribbed dildo, you’d find some similar looking stuff to those. So idk what you’re seeing.

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    I wonder what the ancient Egyptians named their electrical companies. 🤔 I think Nile Current and Pyramid Power Co. sound pretty good

  • Icalasari
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    Yes. Ice cream and styrofoam can also both look like white balls, but I ain’t eating the styrofoam or packing fragiles with scoops of vanilla

    • @Cort
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      62 months ago

      What the fuck are you talking about, Atlanta isn’t real. It was clearly aliens

  • @[email protected]
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    102 months ago

    This kind of apophenia is easily dispelled by looking at the objects in question more closely. Which is impossible to do with single images

  • @[email protected]
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    62 months ago

    The other thing on the right image is a big container full of oil - will you now claim ancient civilisations had those too?!?

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    See, all these people who wonder how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids don’t realize that they were hauling those stones in Cybertrucks!

  • @uebquauntbez
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    22 months ago

    Now I see it too! The smiley next to this post has picked something out of his nose and asking himself whereto put it or just eat it.