I’m now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I’d ascend to such heights, I’m terrible at magic lol

  • @lordnikon
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    691 month ago

    weirdly I’m still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.

        • @MigratingtoLemmy
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          41 month ago

          I’m stuck on RHEL lmao but using BSD for work would be fun

      • I’m not a Linux admin, but I think there are certifications you can get and exams you can take to show you understand stuff about shell scripting and related topics, if that’s what you’re interested in.

        I think they have questions like “Make it so a welcome message and the time display when someone logs into your Linux server”, among other, harder things.

        I don’t know a huge amount about the job market, but just saying you have those kinds of skills on your CV along with a bit of experience in some other tech/coding/data stuff might even be enough.

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        Been using Linux for 25 years so i don’t know if it’s comparable to today but ironically it was setting up game servers for fun. Then i applied for a game sever hosting provider. i think they have mostly died out now. Then just kinda jumped over to web hosting this was before cloud was a thing. Then kinda moved into internal IT running corporate IT. The nice thing being 100% Linux admin i don’t have to mess with AD and FSMO. Even though I know how to i keep quiet about that.

  • Bo7a
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    221 month ago

    ‘office/M365 tutor for geriatrics’

    Compared to actual title

    “Director of Information Systems”

    Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      Same, but was a library clerk that was for “everything even vaguely computer-tasky for geriatrics and people 20+ who never touched a computer and don’t even know how their $3000 phone works.”

      Yeah I had a plan when I quit: Quitting was the plan. Instant relief of so many mental symptoms I could name and some I probably couldn’t lol. Don’t care what happens now. Anything is better than that.

  • southsamurai
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    211 month ago

    Greeeeat, now I’m jerking off someone for money.

    Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that’s in the spirit of the question, and I’ve made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.

    • @rustyfish
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      61 month ago

      I feel you. Moxfield is my greatest enemy.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    As an Uber driver, I do everything I can to put people at ease. I end up in many deep, heartfelt conversations with my passengers. I introduce people to new music, and spread information about homeless assistance programs and other resources around the Denver area.

    Uber is the platform from which I do my work as a community supporter.

    I do Uber my own way, according to my vision. I am an Uber Mensch.

    • afox
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      11 month ago

      Hate the player not the game.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don’t have the time for that.

    95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.

    • @MrJameGumb
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      61 month ago

      If I didn’t make time to do anything besides work and sleep like that I would literally go insane after about 2 weeks

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        Well that is when I am at work. My work times are clearly defined and when the time is over, I go home. So I am limited to about 8 hours in a day, with a very rare exception of 15 minutes longer.

        After work and in the weekends I still have time to chill, but at work I have no downtime except for breaks. Luckily my boss also knows how busy we are and doesn’t complain if I cannot get everything finished, he just tells me what is a priority and what not.

        That is really helpful for the stress levels, but it is still a pretty stressful job.

        • @dingus
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          31 month ago

          What kind of job you work? I hear people talk about having downtime to do nothing all the time on Reddit, but it seems like it’s industry dependent. Ex: in healthcare there often isn’t much in the way of downtime, but many office workers (obviously position dependent…can’t think of specifics now) seem to say they do nothing all day

          • @[email protected]
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            21 month ago

            I work in a warehouse of a company that sells a pretty huge variation of products. I drive fork lifts on a regular basis, but my work is about 50% computer work too. But not in the office, my computer is in the warehouse.

            I used to be a computer programmer, but being in the office all day drives me nuts. I need to be a little bit more active and I also like to change my view every now and then.

            We have basically no downtime, there is always something to do, we are understaffed, the new hires don’t have a clue so all the work comes to the experiences workers. We are also trying to change some processes but we barely have the time.

            So for me, the question was just really weird, I cannot imagine having nothing to do. I don’t even know what I would do if I have nothing to do. Probably take the day off or something…

  • @Matriks404
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    121 month ago

    Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    121 month ago

    Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    101 month ago

    I’m a professional social media browser.

    I think I’d actually kill myself.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    Professional sleeper.

    That should pretty much be the answer for anyone with a full-time job.

    • HubertManne
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      41 month ago

      professional internet browserist. there are 16 hours between sleeping and multitasking.

    • @TheLameSauceOP
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      21 month ago

      Might have misunderstood the wording - unless you do a lot of sleeping during working hours?

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        Oh, you mean something you do at your job that isn’t actually your job. In that case eating launch? Though that’s technically break time.

    • @Unlearned9545
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      I get the spirit here but not sure I agree that it MUST be true mathematically.

      A full time job is 32+ hours a week. Even if I use the American 40, that’s still only 23% of the week not counting vacation or holiday.

      Most people don’t get more then 8 hours off sleep a night. That’s 1/3 the day. 43% of the week for everything else.

      That’s enough time for you to do something more than sleep or work. Then count in time for vacation and holiday and if you don’t sleep eight hours every night. And if you do stuff at work that isn’t necessarily in your job title.

      Due to my meds I can only sleep 4-5 hours a night.

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        My reasoning was that you sleep some amount of time every single day (let’s say 6h). I doubt that many people will spend 6h on one specific activity/hobby every single day.