ferrule

Mordecai: Carl, run, don’t get involved with gods.

[New Quest] What Big Teeth You Have

Mordecai: Dammit Carl!

This is so much more satisfying than, “here’s a pretty dress so you can catch a man you wouldn’t mind being enslaved by.”

This, I thought, was a good alternate ending to The Ugly Duckling in which the eponymous duckling instead of becoming a swan prettier than her peers turns out to be a goose who Carries out on their duck asses.

Can the teeth and claws destroy the monarchy?