• @rtxnEnglish
    118•2 months ago

    (opens Blender with malicious intent)

  • @Meron35
    114•2 months ago

    I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay

    • @Tangent5280
      25•2 months ago

      Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.

    • @psmgx
      15•2 months ago

      Fuckin QED, mate

  • @[email protected]
    43•2 months ago

    More importantly:

    The only reason they hooked up in the first place was that her powers allowed her to take that Incredidick™ without dying.

    • @QuetzalcutlassEnglish
      8•2 months ago

      It’s the, ah, finish that’s the danger.

      Basically this:

      (I’m sorry)

      • @[email protected]
        5•2 months ago

        Before you even get to the …catastrophic finish, Every thrust would be a danger of either getting thrown across the room or getting crushed, unless you’re…

        … flexible.

  • Flying SquidM
    22•2 months ago

    To the person who flagged this NSFW because of the language, you probably will not last long on Lemmy if “clit” and “dick” (misspelled) are too not safe for where you work.

    • @Katana314English
      5•2 months ago

      If we can’t say dick it makes it hard to discuss my favorite detective in the Ace Attorney series.

      • Flying SquidM
        2•2 months ago

        NSFW since 1948:

        And I’m sorry the shortened form of a medical term for a part of the human anatomy is too harsh a thing for certain sensitive eyes.

            • @CaptainKickass
              1•2 months ago

              Thought you were defending the other word used

              Try saying both of those words to a coworker or customer and let me know how SFW the meme is

              • Flying SquidM
                2•2 months ago

                Try not looking at shitposts if your coworkers and customers can’t handle scary words considering the community is called Lemmy SHITpost.

                • @CaptainKickass
                  0•2 months ago

                  Or figure out what NSFW means, I guess 🤷

                  Are you that bad at social interactions?

                  Oh noes, scawy words 😘

    • @MehBlah
      10•2 months ago

      Based on random deviant art from just logging in you wont be disappointed.

  • @psmgx
    19•2 months ago

    everyday we stray further from god

  • Iron Lynx
    15•2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure the fanart of that exists somewhere. Rules 34 and 35, y’know.

  • @lath
    13•2 months ago

    She could, but it would be hard to keep it hardened long enough or tough enough for it to be used that way. She’s not a fucking pokemon after all…