As a kid I would get stung by nettles all the time. Like, how stupid was I?

  • ElderReflections
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    535 months ago

    I still get stung, but now I just don’t react because that’s what they want, that’s how they win

  • @[email protected]
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    335 months ago

    As a kid you were presumably playing near nettles a lot more frequently, and as a kid you’re also a bit lax with being aware of your surroundings. Life was more in the moment.

    • hotspur
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      95 months ago

      This is it, I’m pretty sure. I had plenty of brushes with nettles as a kid, but I’m not super aware of them to be able to avoid them as an adult. However I spend less time in high grass and forests, since I need to be present in the spreadsheet factory, and when I do make it into the wild, I usually wear pants and the like to avoid scratches, ticks and poison ivy; so less likely to get nettles.

      Side note: we bought some nettles from a local farm last year and made a couple dishes with them. Pretty tasty, if you already like tho ha like spinach or mustard greens (think saag paneer)

  • Hellfire103
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    185 months ago

    I don’t wear shorts nearly as much as I used to, and I’m paranoid enough about ticks that I stay away from long grass and verges.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      If I want to go for a hike, or even for a short walk in my back yard, it’s a choice between slathering myself in bug spray or being eaten alive by chiggers. I choose neither.

      • Hellfire103
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        15 months ago

        I am forever grateful that my country doesn’t have chiggers. I’ll take those ticks that make you allergic to red meat over chiggers any day.

  • @[email protected]
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    165 months ago

    As a kid I would play in grass and end up stung. As an adult I do not enter tall grass and therefore can’t be stung by the nettles hidden within.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    155 months ago

    Is this a regional thing? I have no idea what “nettles” are. Is that like a breed of wasps?

      • @[email protected]
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        225 months ago

        In the United Kingdom, an annual World Nettle Eating Championship draws thousands of people to Dorset, where competitors attempt to eat as much of the raw plant as possible. Competitors are given 60 cm (24 in) stalks of the plant, from which they strip the leaves and eat them. Whoever strips and eats the most stinging nettle leaves in a fixed time is the winner. The competition dates back to 1986, when two neighbouring farmers attempted to settle a dispute about which had the worst infestation of nettles, and one of them said, “I’ll eat any nettle of yours that’s longer than mine.”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    5 months ago

    Because now you know what the bastards look like and check for them whenever you’re somewhere they might grow. I sat on one once and I don’t want to go through it again.

  • @[email protected]
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    75 months ago

    I’ve wondered the same thing about wasps. Just don’t grab them into your fist and they’ll leave you alone.

  • @yemmly
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    75 months ago

    Very stupid. We all were.

  • nifty
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    55 months ago

    No kids, no pets you chasing around OP?