• @[email protected]
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    Hello, is this the Qatar water park support line? I’m stuck on level 17 in the north east block. People are piling up behind me. Get us out of here!

  • @idiomaddict
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    425 months ago

    Thank you, waterpark, for seizing the opportunity. Aquatar is a spectacular name.

  • @[email protected]
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    155 months ago

    The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    This can’t be a real park. How would you even get to the waterslides, what stair system would work with this?

    • @Betty_Boopie
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      it’s real and if it didn’t already look dystopian enough, everything is oil themed for some fucking reason.

      I believe it was built for the world cup but wasn’t finished in time, yet another $200+ million wasted in the desert.

      • @[email protected]
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        Bonkers. I guess if you can dream it you can build it.Still this really is a waste of resources.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        Looks like someone had to skip a shopping vacation. Oh well…

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        Announced: 04 Oct 2017; Construction Start: 04 May 2019. Timeline matches then I think.

        260 Qatari Riyal = 72 USD. Imagine what it’d cost if the victims’ families were properly compensated:

        Wiki - Qatar

        Also a comment from March on Theme Park Investigator:

        The park will never fully open, since the main contractor did not pay the suppliers. All are refusing to return to finish their works. It’s a shame as it would have been an amazing park.

        Then there are photos from May alleging various rides are not open.

    • @AeonFelis
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      45 months ago

      How would you even get to the waterslides

      Helicopter?

  • @xantoxis
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    95 months ago

    All I can think is it has to be a massive pain in the ass to do maintenance. You’d have to shut down the whole park and remove a bunch of unrelated slides to fix anything on one ride.

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      When The Boiler breaks

      So you have to shut down The Fractionator, Extruder, Cracker, and Vaporizer

  • @HonoraryMancunian
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    35 months ago

    I’m curious about the bottom left slide. It kinda looks like some dumbass kid could maybe manoeuvre themself in such a way to grab the edge and hoik theirself over

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        45 months ago

        Ahh, you’re in a rubber ring. It’s bigger than I realised