• @breadsmasher
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    1 month ago

    musk also promised full self driving cars, and a mars colony by now

    • @NeoNachtwaechter
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      131 month ago

      Do we even know what he promised to all the women?

      • @aramova
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        61 month ago

        A penis almost as big as his President’s.

      • @tankplanker
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        11 month ago

        A horse, that he wanted to offload anyway as he had a surplus of them from the ranches he purchased to cosplay as a rancher

  • @garretble
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    361 month ago

    Stock goes down, elon makes promise he can’t keep to try and make it go up. Rinse and repeat.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    He’s always promising shit that never happens. He’s just a stupidly wealthy pub bore.

  • @Buffalox
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    191 month ago

    Piss off, In 2016 Elon Musk promised full self driving would be ready by the end of 2017.

    • paraphrand
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      81 month ago

      I cringe when I remember that I parroted the then current expectations on self driving back then.

      • @Buffalox
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        I believed him too back then, usually if a CEO makes such a statement it’s pretty solid. Because they are responsible to for instance stock holders.
        How he can make all these false claims and promises, and still be rewarded by stock holder with a $55billion bonus, is a mystery to me, as I see it, he is liable towards both stock holders, and customers who bought stock or a Tesla under false pretenses.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 month ago

    first of many

    Humanoid robots exist. They just haven’t yet found an application where the existing implementations are more-desirable than alternatives.

    • @CerealKiller01
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      31 month ago

      No no, they meant first of many unfulfilled promises.

  • @hperrin
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    91 month ago

    An Elon Musk promise is about as valuable as a pocketfull of lint.

  • @fluxc0
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    81 month ago

    i’m about to just filter out the word ‘Elon’ on voyager now. nobody fucking cares about this shithead

  • @CosmoNova
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    1 month ago

    So they renewed their promise from… how many years ago with nothing to show for it?

  • @DevCat
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    31 month ago

    I’m sure it won’t have any of the defects of the cyberdumpster.

    • @vegeta
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      91 month ago

      If he’s going for the Cybertruck look, they will probably come out like this:

      • @DevCat
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        61 month ago

        Unlike Imperial Storm Troopers, they sometimes hit their target.

        Judging by Musk’s previous styling choices, may I offer this?

  • LazaroFilm
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    21 month ago

    Just make cars that work and stick to it.