• @DirkMcCallahan
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    1461 month ago

    Back in November 2020, I remember some meme with text along the lines of “Yes, Biden won. Now, watch me not build a shrine to him on my yard or put his name all over my truck like a fucking weirdo.”

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      The Trump weirdos have done that, they just put Fuck or Truck (if they’re pussies) in front of Biden or Brandon

  • @MrJameGumb
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    1201 month ago

    This has got to be fake lol at least I hope so for her sake

        • @NegativeLookBehind
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          751 month ago

          This defies all understanding of classical stupidity.

          We’ve reached quantum stupidity, and it is mind boggling.

          • @shalafi
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            181 month ago

            The classic rant fits here:

            "I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.

            You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

            You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some no primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know."

            • @mojofrododojo
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              11 month ago

              quantum stupidity achieved. they literally brought the IQ for the entire species down a couple of points.

          • @zigmus64
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            101 month ago

            I’m not sure this kind of stupid can be quantized… I’m pretty sure it’s fundamentally continuous…

        • threelonmusketeers
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          191 month ago

          Aisforapple makes an astute observation:

          *Finishes the P* “Oh shit, we forgot to make the skin red!” *Pretends to finish the P again*

          It seems plausible that this is fake.

          • @GraniteM
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            51 month ago

            As insane as it is to get a TRUMP forehead tattoo… it’s at least comparatively insane to go to that amount of effort to make people think that you had got a TRUMP forehead tattoo.

            Like, to what end? “Haha! I made you believe I was a fucking idiot and/or mentally ill! You idiot! You actually believed I was an industrial grade moron!”

            Either that or, a deeply disturbing possibility, she was hoping to inspire someone even dumber than her to get an actual TRUMP forehead tattoo, and that’s getting into realms of sociopathy that I find disturbing to contemplate.

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              21 month ago

              The end they want is for their shitty insta or tok page to “blow up”.

              There’s no swelling in the photo and the video leaves a bunch of fucking holes in the prank too.

              I unfortunately don’t give enough fucks to bother looking for pics of her in 4 months time to see if it was fake or not, but I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit.

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            I’ll happily disdain her for creating fake content over knowing someone has permanently scarred themselves this way

        • @MrJameGumb
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          141 month ago

          This is just crazy… I don’t know why someone would do this at all, but someone from another country doing it is just mind boggling! I’m sure she’ll still think it was a great idea when she’s 60 lol

        • AFK BRB Chocolate
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          81 month ago

          How much to get that replaced with “No Regrats?”

        • udon
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          41 month ago

          Not convinced that is any proof. Any tattoo artists here who can confirm? My trust in anyone being an actual tattoo artist is entirely based on their nickname

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        And she’s not even American. This is… a mental health issue. Wow.

      • @jordanlund
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        201 month ago

        In the UK even… 🤷‍♂️

      • @Treczoks
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        171 month ago

        Wow. She is not even from the US, but from the UK? How stupid can one get?

      • @NegativeInf
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        As of 3 days ago, she still has and posts about the tattoo on Instagram.

    • @Fredselfish
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      331 month ago

      Literally the mark of the beast right on her forehead.

    • @jordanlund
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      81 month ago

      Looks like a mirror photo too… soo…

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      Who knew that it was stupidity that would drive that sentence to reality and not some overarching organized evil plan.

  • @Klear
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    In Fallout 2 there’s an option to become a slaver, which lets you make some extra money in the short term, but comes with a hefty reputation penalty with almost everyone in the wasteland for the rest of the game, since it comes with a “SLAVER” tatto on your forehead. You’ll be locked out of some quests, some characters refuse to join you and bounty hunters will be harassing you. It’s 100% not worth it, though it can make for a more challenging playthrough.

    Not sure why I just remembered that.

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    A long time ago, a manager called me into her office, and pointed at a report I had sent to her about the company’s products. Her words are just as relevant to this situation:

    “This is a career-limiting move.”

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      171 month ago

      What did your report say?

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        I pointed out they were making product decisions based on fear of what competitors might do.

        Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.

        Minus the face tattoo.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          141 month ago

          Questioning the leadership? That’s a paddlin’.

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          101 month ago

          Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.

          Minus the face tattoo.

          … I don’t remember Eeyore having a face tattoo

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            It was a gopher heavy episode, meanwhile Owl was showing Eeyore the finer artistry of home drawn tattoos.

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        A few months later, was first in line to take the voluntary severance package. Unfortunately, it didn’t come with a free face tattoo.

  • @Gingerlegs
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    Can’t believe a tattoo artist disrespects themself enough to agree to do this

    • bbbbbbbbbbb
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      401 month ago

      Money is money and a fool and their wallet are soon separated

      • Irremarkable
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        Exactly. I get paid and this asshole has to publicly show how stupid they are for the rest of their life? Easiest decision ever.

        • @GrabtharsHammer
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          It’s like the ending of Inglourious Basterds, but self-inflicted.

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          Yes but, there is something called professionalism. No respectable tattoo artist would do this. There is a code of ethics. This can only be done in some shoddy back alley crackhouse for 20 dollars and a blowjob.

    • @takeda
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      101 month ago

      This would be an equally bad idea even if it said… I don’t know… “CLOONEY”.

      What a stupid thing to do.

    • @moistclump
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      I was thinking that. It’s one thing to be in a mental state to decide you want a Trump tattoo but… strikes me as pretty unethical of the tattoo artist and parlour.

    • @itsgoodtobeawake
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      Forreal. Somewhere in the Modern Primitives book one of those old heads talks about making people wait a year for a face tattoo. If you’re serious enough to come back a year later then it’s not just a passing impulse. Good policy. Kinda doubt homegirl waited a year, but it’s possible.

  • Golfnbrew
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    But no, it’s not a cult…

    I really don’t remember any of this nonsense during Bush or other R’s

    • @Tyfud
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      Because they had no personality for a cult to form behind.

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        W had his fake folksy persona and butchered sayings. That’s gotta be at least as much of a personality as raging narcissism on display, no?

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          Yeah, but it’s not a personality that people want to build a cult around. You generally need someone who’s extremely charismatic. I hate trump more than anyone else on earth right now, but even I have to admit he’s charismatic.

          The other qualifier I believe, is that you can just unabashedly lie to your followers. Just look them dead in the eyes, and lie through your teeth. About politics, their opponents, religion, etc. Just lie straight to their face. Because you’re going to have to. Nobody who’s interested in a cult is going to follow anyone who’s promising mediocre results. You’ve gotta promise the outrageous and unrealistic.

          Bush had none of those qualities.

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            I just don’t get how he is charismatic. I’m amazed people say this. At his best, his personality is oily car salesman (and I say this as someone who has relatives I love very much who sell cars) using vague generalities to praise himself or people he wants to boost. That’s how Trump seemed to me twenty years ago. Now he’s all that AND can’t stay on topic for 15 seconds or answer literally any question without diverging into a rant on some other subject entirely.

            Even his body language seems so calculated for “strength” or “power” or whatever. OH SHIT you steepled your fingers, I feel like I have to go along now, etc.

            I find the guy to be a transparently awful performance artist at his best and a doddering barely coherent performance artist at his worst.

            This is not because I hate his guts, this is just how he has always seemed to me.

  • @[email protected]
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    Tell her “Wow! You’ve really got a lot of extra chromosomes!”

    She’ll respond brightly “Thanks!”

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    Shit’s fake. No redness around the other letters. Also if it was a tattoo the artist should be embarrassed by her shit lines. Michael J Fox could draw a straighter line.

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      Also over caked on makeup. I don’t know shit about tattoos, but I know you sterilize the surface before repeatedly jabbing a needle into your skin.

      • @x00z
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        My tattoo artist only makes the area and a bit around it sterile. So I don’t think any tattoo artist would sterilize the whole face.

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      The visible inflammation and progression of healing you can see on her Tiktok and the video of it being done mean it’s either a very convincing fake or she’s actually that insane. She’s not even American btw.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    331 month ago

    Tattooing the name of a convicted rapist, felon, and person who’s responsible for taking your rights as a woman away is not the flex she thinks it is

  • qevlarr
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    291 month ago

    Another example of Trump fanbase not being weird at all. Nothing to see here, folks

  • @Buddahriffic
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    One of the funny parts about this is that I think the guys who believe any kind of tattoo is unattractive (and that it’s important women with tattoos know that they find tattoos unattractive) lean more conservative. So she’s likely getting negative feedback already from some of the people she wanted to impress with this.

    And in a decade or two, that name could either be seen similar to Hitler’s or as an embarrassment.

    Plus block tattoos like that are difficult to cover up in a way that looks nice. And lazer removal hurts more than getting the tattoo does, plus isn’t perfect, so she might need that and a cover up to prevent it from being at least faintly visible.

    • @hakunawazo
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      Difficult to cover up? Just write TRUMPET. 🎺

      Ok, it wouldn’t be centered anymore, but better than before. And then join a brass band.

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      Imagine if this was your mother and she was giving a speech at your wedding or you bring a girl home, or maybe you’re still in highschool and she picks you up.😄

      I can’t think of any other occasions, my family was never close.

    • @ChronosTriggerWarning
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      That’s a lot of writing. It’s succinct and gets it’s point across. Well said.

      Which is why it pains me to reply OH NO. ANYWAY.

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      Just graft some skin from her ass over the top.
      Better to not be able to sit down and to look like Frankensteins monster than walk around with that tattoo