• @[email protected]
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    651 month ago

    That a non-offensive version of asking “whose the man” to a lesbian couple.
    The answer is “neither”, and you look dumb for asking.

    • Vanth
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      121 month ago

      Got it, instead of asking which is the man, I will now ask which lesbian in the relationship has nuts and/or meat. Thank you for helping me be a better ally!

      (Obligatory jk, please don’t ask this question to any lesbian)

        • Vanth
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          51 month ago

          Lesbians: a critical part of every healthy diet.

  • all-knight-party
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    231 month ago

    The peanut butter, with it’s thicker texture and protein is obviously the meat, and the jelly, with it’s more liquidy texture and lack of nutrition is the condiment

    • BougieBirdie
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      31 month ago

      I second this.

      I’d eat a peanut butter sandwich without the jelly, but I don’t think I’d ever eat just a jelly sandwich.

      Similar question for cheese and ketchup, you’d be more likely to eat a cheese sandwich without ketchup than a ketchup sandwich without cheese

      • Tiefling IRL
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        41 month ago

        You do you, but ketchup on a grilled cheese sounds nasty. Ketchup is a C tier condiment at best.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        Who eats a cheese sandwich with ketchup? That’s disgusting. Now peanut butter and cheese sandwich? Perfectly acceptable.

        • BougieBirdie
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          01 month ago

          If you’ve never tried it before, a grilled cheese sandwich cut into your favourite shapes just calls out to be dipped in ketchup. And if ketchup is too much, a creamy tomato soup is also acceptable.

        • @[email protected]
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          Peanut is a versatile flavor. Sweet, savory, whatever.

          You could use it with ketchup if you like. The mix could be a pretty nice combo to use as a sauce for a Thai dish, honestly. Just on bread would probably be pretty overwhelming alone.

        • southsamurai
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          Dunno about that, but a heaping tablespoon full in a pot of chili is bomb.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          Not all condiments go with all fillings. For example, ketchup with tuna would be pretty rare, but mayo would be almost a requirement.

    • HubertManne
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      21 month ago

      Jelly can have some nutrition but yeah peanut butter is the protein. Most vegan pho meat is from legumes after all.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Do you mean “faux” meat? “Pho” is Vietnamese soup. “Faux” comes from French and means “fake” or “imitation”, and is pronounced like “foe”.

        • HubertManne
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          41 month ago

          indeed I do but I forget it spelt like that. not that I spell particularly well to begin with.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 month ago

            Cool, I had to ask because when I read “vegan pho meat” I actually thought you might be talking about pho specifically :)

      • XIIIesq
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        It’s implied. If I paid for a meat sandwich and I was given a pb&j, I’d be asking for a refund.

        • @Openopenopenopen
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          The definition of meat is ,

          noun

          1. The edible flesh of animals, especially that of mammals as opposed to that of fish or poultry.

          2. The edible part, as of a piece of fruit or a nut.

          3. The essence, substance, or gist.

            “the meat of the editorial.”

          If boneless chicken wings can have bones that a meat sandwich can be meatless, right? Of course I’m teasing. I agree with you.

  • bcovertigo
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    “Nut meat” is a common phrase so I would guess the peanut product is closest, but please stop this line of thought for your own safety.

  • t�m
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    61 month ago

    The peanut butter and jelly is the meat with the bread as a condiment

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    Is this like the popcorn bucket thing? If my peanut butter and jelly sandwich contains your meat I don’t want it.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 month ago

    Due to naming convention I would say Peanut Butter, supported by “Ham & Swiss” and “Beef & Cheddar”.

      • @iamtrashman1312
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        In my heart I feel it’s the cucumbers but I do not have any kind of logic to back that up

        • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠OP
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          I agree, but I can back it up: You’d be more disappointed if the cucumbers were missing than if the hummus was.