• GraniteM
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    8 months ago

    I was looking for a banana daiquiri recipe, but thanks anyway.

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      This falls in the list of things I didn’t know I didn’t want to know, but now know, and know I don’t want to know. Oh no

  • don@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    … …

    “Welcome to Wendy’s, may I take your order?”

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    7 months ago

    Huh, TIL that not all slugs use love darts

    The love dart is not a penial stylet (in other words, it is not an accessory organ for sperm transfer). The exchange of sperm between both of the two land snails is a completely separate part of the mating progression. Nevertheless, recent research shows that use of the dart can strongly favor the reproductive outcome for the snail that is able to lodge a dart in its partner. This is because mucus on the dart contains an allomone (pheromone-like) compound that promotes sperm preservation mechanisms in the female.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    Who, Slug? You’re waiting for fucking Slug?"

    “No! I mean no, uhh, yeah.”

    “Oh no, you’re… You’re fucking kidding me.”

    “He’s so hot.”

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    8 months ago

    “Apophallated” is now in my vocabulary of insults. (To be used with caution: if they reply “Don’t kink shame” then I instantly lose.)