• naticus
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    611 month ago

    This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

    • @breadsmasher
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      if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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      seems people took this joke seriously 😐

      • @RightHandOfIkaros
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        151 month ago

        I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

        • @Crashumbc
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          51 month ago

          It’s illegal in most places.

          • @[email protected]
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            However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it.

            This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 month ago

              Sriracha would only inconvenience the common sandwich thief. Gotta go at least habanero or higher to deter the average joe. You might want to step up to scorpion, ghost, or reaper if you want effects to be immediately apparent to the non spice head.

      • slazer2au
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        11 month ago

        You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

  • @copd
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    551 month ago

    Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked

    • @At7889
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      451 month ago

      I think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.

      • @DamienGramatacus
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        111 month ago

        Definitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.

        • @Zorque
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          51 month ago

          I only enjoyed because it was fake. Otherwise it’d just be petty office bullshit, which is no fun for anyone.

    • @GreatRam
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      161 month ago

      In real life you would just wait to see who’s putting up the messages

    • @MrQuallzin
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      421 month ago

      It depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail

    • citrusface
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      61 month ago

      Look in your settings or upper corner - it’s loading low res to load fast. There’s either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app

    • @RightHandOfIkaros
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      Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.

      Client issue?

    • lazynooblet
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      201 month ago

      If you’re using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.

  • @esc27
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    I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.

      • @Etterra
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        21 month ago

        It’s not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn’t just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.

  • Possibly linux
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    61 month ago

    I don’t suppose you could change this to a slide show? It is a very long image.

  • edric
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    61 month ago

    I’d let it go the moment I see the thief’s filthy hands on my sandwich.

  • @Pacattack57
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    31 month ago

    This meme is probably like 10 years old. 😂

  • @RightHandOfIkaros
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    -21 month ago

    Classic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can’t have anything because of them.

    • @[email protected]
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      201 month ago

      I mean, this guy stole someone else’s lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.

    • @Zorque
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      61 month ago

      Well, certainly can’t have pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 month ago

      I dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along… within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say “No.” when a sticky note would suffice, for example.

    • @[email protected]
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      HR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above

      • @zovits
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        31 month ago

        If your comment is sarcasm, then it’s brilliant.