Donald Trump still doesn’t have a comeback to Kamala Harris calling him weird.

After stewing in Tim Walz’s “weird” label for several weeks, Donald Trump has finally cooked up a comeback: No, you.

“You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania, on Monday during an event that was supposed to focus on the economy. “That J.D. and I are weird. I think we’re extremely normal people.”

  • @[email protected]
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    23 days ago

    I love that the weird label is the one that really hit the Republicans hard.

    Fucking weirdos.

    • @[email protected]
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      8323 days ago

      It should also be mentioned that it is weird that being called “weird” gets under their skin so much

    • @halcyoncmdr
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      It’s simple really, their entire worldview relies on them being the “normal” ones and the “others” being the ones they make fun of.

      Calling them weird forces them to think about it, just for a second, and that second of thought short circuits them just long enough for it to get through and it makes them feel terrible. They immediately drive it away of course, but there was that brief moment of clarity before they shoved it back down.

    • Pennomi
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      3723 days ago

      Because they don’t understand properly descriptive terms like “fascist”.

        • @AA5B
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          323 days ago

          I can’t wait for the speech where they insist they’re quite normal fascists thank you. The biggest fascists. Everyone says they’ve never met a bigger fascist

    • @[email protected]
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      223 days ago

      It’s weird how they are impacted so strongly by weird. It was this weak insult the ended up being so incredibly based and true that it ended up sticking despite anyone’s aversion. They owned the word the second it was used against them, but it wasn’t a voluntary ownership… They just keep railing against it like morons, digging themselves deeper and deeper.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    9323 days ago

    Pro-tip: normal people don’t have to go around claiming to be normal.

  • FuglyDuck
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    It’s amazing how much this has gotten inside his head.

    This and the couches.

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      3023 days ago

      It really got under his skin. It’s got him obsessively denying it at every speech, continuously drawing attention to it in a not at all weird way. He’s lost it. When you’re a pedophile and a rapist trying to pretend you’re a good christian, maybe being called weird sets off alarm bells that the facade might be slipping?

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      The only thing that got inside his head more than the couches (and the “weird” moniker) is Vance getting into the couches.

      • FuglyDuck
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        3423 days ago

        Nobody is ever going to see Vance sitting on a couch again and not immediately think “couchfucker

          • FuglyDuck
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            623 days ago

            He’s gonna have to sit on wooden chairs for the rest of his life, if he wants any one to take him seriously.

            Can’t even have a seat cushion.

            • @nomous
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              Every time I see JD Vance with his pursed little mouth and heavily lined eyes I think, “there’s a man who’d enjoy sitting on some wood” so I don’t think it’d help him very much.

              • FuglyDuck
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                323 days ago

                Cheap plastic cafeteria chairs?

                • @nomous
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                  223 days ago

                  Yeah, plastic would probably be the safest. At least it could just be pressure washed if he can’t control himself.

  • @idiomaddict
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    “We’re like you, we’re exactly like you,” the Epstein-socializing, family-separating, woman-hating, millionaire former reality TV star and convicted felon said about himself and his vice presidential pick, J.D. Vance, who became the target of an online joke that he had screwed a couch.

    You know the thing that gets him the most is millionaire

    • @[email protected]
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      "You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania

      Trump is a crowd size queen

  • SolidGrue
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    4423 days ago

    I don’t want to vote for a ‘normal guy.’ I’m all about the unapologetically awkward, childless cat-ladies this cycle.

    Don’t be weird about who you are. Vote anyway.

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      1323 days ago

      Same shit stain said he was a “very stable genius”.

      That one still makes me laugh. He’s a dumb motherfucker.

  • @[email protected]
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    2523 days ago

    Lmao I fucking LOVE that journalists and editors everywhere are taking the “weird” thing and running with it.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    2323 days ago

    Give it a few years, and the various factions of the creepy weirdo party:

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    2223 days ago

    Not only is he the most humble, he’s also extremely normal.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        1123 days ago

        Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart? Well, I know I’m a million times as humble normal as thou art

  • @fox2263
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    2123 days ago

    I’m like the normalest person you’ve ever met. In fact I did a normalcy test and I passed it with flying colours.

    • @[email protected]
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      323 days ago

      Ah that’s funny, I thought leaders were supposed to be extraordinary. Why would we want to elect a regular Joe to office?

      • @fox2263
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        423 days ago

        Im so normal they say I’m so - and then the doctor, wonderful doctor he said “Sir, it’s a miracle! There are so many un-normal” - we call them un-normal now you know - it’s very terrible what they’re doing. He came up to me, tears in his eyes and says “you’re so normal we’ve never seen anyone more normal”. And could you believe it, Crooked Joe is not normal. He’s un-normal

    • @Wogi
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      It was so strange, the most normal the guy ever saw. Outrageously normal he said. Almost unusually normal.

  • @rayyy
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    2023 days ago

    When you have to tell people you are “normal”, it’s a big tell that you are, WEIRD, not normal.

    • knightly the Sneptaur
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      1123 days ago

      And not the good kind of weird that wears the term as a badge of honor, but the bad kind of weird that verges on creepy with how much it insists that it isn’t weird.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    2023 days ago

    Pro tip, before you tell the press that you’re not weird, push the rotting breakfast sausages and cereal out of frame.