Did aliens settle in Kentucky? I missed that story.

  • @[email protected]
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    5123 days ago

    Kentucky is almost entirely occupied by Kobolds now. Some one brought a pair home from the Realms, and you know how that goes. They’re cute as pups, but before you know it they’re raiding your villages and occupying your ancient tombs.

  • @XOXOX
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    3423 days ago

    Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      1023 days ago

      Especially in the “dry” counties

    • Flying SquidOP
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      123 days ago

      I’ve been, but everyone looked essentially hominid to me. Maybe on the weird end of the hominid scale, but…

      • southsamurai
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        223 days ago

        This is true, but Patrick from sponge Bob looked vaguely hominid too, and likely is smarter than most humans in Kentucky (see what I did there Donald? Patrick is smarter than you, and we both know it).

        Donald is one of my cousins from Kentucky that is absolutely hominid looking, but is so far from being human that even aliens can’t imitate him successfully. We’re reasonably certain that he is some kind of hybrid life form based on a rock and a mange ridden monkey. There is some debate as to him having a ricke for a brain, or if his head is just empty, but it’s certain that he smells like a monkey.

  • @[email protected]
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    1723 days ago

    I’m from Kentucky and I feel pretty alien most of the time. Would not be surprised to find out my ancestors came here in a flying saucer instead of a covered wagon.

  • @Etterra
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    1123 days ago

    You’ve never been to Kentucky, have you? “Subhuman” is a generous description of an appalling number of them.

    • @Knuk
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      623 days ago

      That kind of language has landed humanity in really bad places before. I get it’s a joke but it’s not one we should make in my opinion.

  • @omega_x3
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    823 days ago

    Clermont known for Jim Bean and…a human settlement apparently.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      023 days ago

      I was trying to figure out where it was because I heard about this place, which sounded pretty cool, especially the art stuff. But it’s kind of far for me for a day trip (over 3.5 hours), so I probably won’t be going any time soon.

      https://bernheim.org/

      • @[email protected]
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        323 days ago

        I used to live about an hour away, bernheim is actually one of the nicer forests that I’ve hiked around they have lots of beautiful trails and wooded areas

        • Flying SquidOP
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          023 days ago

          I want to go, but we would have to find someone to take care of our dogs since it wouldn’t be a day trip, so it will require some planning.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      223 days ago

      But then why does Wikidata call it a human settlement?

      • @[email protected]
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        222 days ago

        Real answer is it probably derives from USGS language

        Populated Place

        Place or area with clustered or scattered buildings and a permanent human population (city, settlement, town, village).

  • @cm0002
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    623 days ago

    That’s where the irl Murfree Brood is, they’re technically human so Google is just calling it as it sees it

    • Flying SquidOP
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      123 days ago

      The last humans are trapped in Kentucky? They might as well surrender.