I may not know much about warp theory, but I do know the Nebula Class looks ridiculous.

Imagine the TNG opening but with the Nebula Class Enterprise D zooming across and also the theme is played on a tuba.

  • Miles O'Brien
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    3021 days ago

    I fucking love all the kitbash ships and shuffled part ships.

    Especially the ugly kitbashes.

    I always thought the nebula class was neat. The mission pod is cool. Being able to swap out for combat or sensors or whatever else you need by heading to a space dock, pressing a few buttons and waiting for the worker bees to swap them out in half an hour or less (or your dilithium back)

      • Miles O'Brien
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        621 days ago

        Some people make it obvious they never built model ships (possibly in bottles) when they were young.

  • teft
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    2921 days ago

    Kitbashing is a time honored tradition. I just assumed everyone who works at Utopia Planitia really loved model making as kids.

    • Admiral PatrickOP
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      21 days ago

      True, true.

      But the Nebula Class looks like either a Galaxy Class assembled while drunk or they never unpacked it from its shipping configuration:

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      1221 days ago

      Did nobody else make ships in bottles when they were boys?

        • @ripcord
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          220 days ago

          I did. I really did.

      • @samus12345
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        221 days ago

        I feel like Mariner would say something like, “No, why would I waste time doing that when I could just replicate one?”

      • @YaDownWitCPP
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        121 days ago

        One or two. Had to stop when I became a girl though (for obvious reasons).

        • @ripcord
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          120 days ago

          No, what were the reasons?

  • CelloMike
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    And of course if they’d given it saucer separation that wouldn’t look even more goofy, nope, not at all

  • @Clepsydrae
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    I opened the link on my phone and it scaled the images horizontally. Squart Class:

    • Miles O'Brien
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      721 days ago

      It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

      And I’m not sure how I feel that that’s my first thought…

  • Flying SquidM
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    There’s a few other derpy ships. This ship in Prodigy is apparently Centaur Class. What is being done to it is probably for the best.

    • Admiral PatrickOP
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      1421 days ago

      I realize the AI upscaler used here had a very bad case of pareidolia, but I, too, always thought the Klingon battle cruisers looked like derpy smiley emojis wearing sombreros:

      • @samus12345
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        21 days ago

        When I see Voyager all I can see is :D in the deflector dish. Looks more like :0 at this angle, though.

      • @aeronmelon
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        Janeway: “It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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        421 days ago

        I always thought so but can’t find where I may have read that from… maybe just an assumption I made because it looks like it and they are often used in science/sensor roles

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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        320 days ago

        Found it. The AWACS.

        https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Nebula_class_model

        The design upgrades for the Nebula-class were done by Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach and the model was built by Greg Jein. In Drexler’s blog, Okuda elaborated further: "As so often happens with this kind of project, we didn’t give Greg enough time to accomplish this, so we decided to retain the original scale of the Galaxy-class ship saucer. I suggested the original ‘AWACS’ pod in response to a producer’s observation that the ship might otherwise appear unbalanced. Unfortunately, the AWACS pod didn’t look as elegant as we had hoped in “The Wounded”.

  • @clearedtoland
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    621 days ago

    Pffft. Who needs an owners manual when you have red shirts to sacrifice while you learn?

    • @GraniteM
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      120 days ago

      Red shirts are command by TNG era. It would be the gold shirts (engineering and ops) that would be sacrificed to the dark lord of starship construction.

  • @Omgpwnies
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    421 days ago

    Thinking about it, I feel like having the nacelles as close to the middle of the ship might actually make more sense. If they’re creating a warp bubble around them, it would be centred on the nacelle, so having it centrally placed would balance the ‘amount’ of warp bubble around the entire ship

    • @[email protected]
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      221 days ago

      The old school justification for ship designs having the nacelles far from crew-occupied parts of the ship was that they were powerfully dangerous. That really isn’t a thing any more, which has freed the model designers to make some creative new shapes, which is pretty cool. (I still love the iconic old designs though.)