And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.

  • @over_clox
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    5414 days ago

    This is like the electronic version of the human centipede…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    3614 days ago

    It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.

    • @assembly
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      2214 days ago

      I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.

  • Solution Engineer
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    2614 days ago

    Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.

  • Flying SquidM
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    2113 days ago

    I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world’s energy problems counts as a shitpost.

    Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.

      • Flying SquidM
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        1213 days ago

        What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that’s why they’re permabanned for not shitposting.

  • @[email protected]
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    1314 days ago

    Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

  • @MTK
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    513 days ago

    Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.

    Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.

    Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.

    Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)