Description: Meme with the title “The Janeway” The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying “Admiral Janeway, you won’t believe what I found in the vulcan database!” The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway’s personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating “Glass those pointy eared bastards” The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.
Tom sends 100 strips of gold pressed latinum to the Delta Quadrant every week for child support. None of it will arrive for 70 years, but he keeps sending it anyway.
100million years pass and some alien lizzard people go back in time in search of their God “Love, Dad” on Earth. This miss by a few hundred years and have to blend in the 21st century.
Damn, got her so angry she changed from animated to live action
I could have used Mirror Janeway from Prodigy but I think this way is funnier. Dark Janeway gets shit done. Ask the Kyrians.
a multimedia extravaganza
Don’t bring up the salamander kids. It won’t go well for you.
“Isn’t that just the wrong way?”
“Yes, but FASTER!”
So it wasn’t just some astral phenomena. Best not mess with the Janeway.
If ever there was a compelling reason to get a Paramount+ subscription, this just might be it.
With exception to Prodigy, for which you’ll need a Netflix account.
