• @[email protected]
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      Beta status exists in a quantum superposition until someone watches Joe Rogan unironically and it collapses into their nuts.

  • Lemminary
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    The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.

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    The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.

    “This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.

    Make everything about sex.

    • @Agent641
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      The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.

  • @superduperpirate
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    Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.

    • Davel23
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      Possibly Fargo, there’s a scene where she’s clumsily hit on by a colleague.

      Edit: Just checked, Fargo season 3 episode 3.

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        Yeah she travels to LA to figure out some stuff that happened in the past, and another cop (played by Rob McElhenny, most famous for playing Mac on It’s Always Sunny) is super helpful and showing her around and eventually loses his patience and just asks point blank whether they’re going to have sex. Confirming that he was just being nice in the hopes of being able to bang.

    • @saltesc
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      Anon is a professional photographer and this is a sly phone pic.

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    You assert dominance by tearing your shirt off, jumping on a table and hooting while beating your chest.

  • @grue
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    It’s too bad these incels can’t get Groundhog Day’d until they learn to be decent people.

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      Whoever makes a simulator that converts incels to healthy well-adjusted men successfully is going to be a millionaire.

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        On one hand, good point, that’s kinda horrifying now that you mention it. 😬

        On the other hand, wouldn’t “without consequences” mean “without consequences?”

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          That depends on a whole lot more existential philosophy than I care to type about on a phone, but I guess you can just ask yourself if it’s a crime against your moral authority of choice if no one remembers it.

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    “Cool. Got a hit friend you can hook me up with?”

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      ive heard of hitmen, what are hit friends? what do they do? where do they live? I NEED ANSWERS!!

  • @niktemadur
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    I SAID your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
    Want me to take a look at it?