• @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      Aloy: “If I go inside and jump across the gap and climb the thing and solve the puzzle by putting the thing in the other thing I can win.”

      Me: “Fucking shut up Aloy! I haven’t even gone in and you already told me how to do it! AHHHHH!!!”

      • Knossos
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        33 months ago

        Wait 5 seconds to enjoy the scenery.

        Anyway, like I thought earlier. I should definitely solve the puzzle like this.

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          If I pull that vent cover down, I should be able to get in that locked room.

          Bruh, I’ve been looking for, like, 10min. I cannot, for the life of me, see any vent covers.

  • @satanmat
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    93 months ago

    Life … eh… finds a way…

  • @GraniteM
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    73 months ago

    Brutalist Architect: Behold, I have designed a block of flats for you to live in.

    Normal Person: It looks kind of horrible.

    BA: Yes! It is a concrete cube! The architecture is meant to draw contrast with the natural world!

    NP: But would you live here?

    BA: Oh, no, I live in a lovely cabin made of natural materials out in the forest. I’m not some kind of filthy rat person, like you.

    • @niktemadur
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      113 months ago

      Instructions unclear, ended up stuck in Irvine, California.

      • @TheWordBotcher
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        43 months ago

        I am so sorry, I hope you can find a way out.

        • @niktemadur
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          53 months ago

          Trying to… rush hour… can’t get… the traffic… much traffic… (static) …where do all these fucking cars… (static)…
          (signal drowns out in a sea of cars on the I-5)

    • SourDrink
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      33 months ago

      Leaves from the vine?