• FuglyDuck
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    594 days ago

    I don’t suppose we could deport Trump… to, idunno. belarus? its sort of like russia, right?

    • @[email protected]
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      154 days ago

      After the swifties defeat him in November they will deport him to Guantanamo. They have a nice facility down there that gets lots of sun and the sea breeze is quite nice.

      • @dhork
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        174 days ago

        NY gets first dibs, I hope that judge sends him to Rikers, even just for a week.

        • @ultranaut
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          134 days ago

          Sending Trump to Rikers would be both hilarious and a great way to make Republicans finally start caring about the inhuman conditions that exist there.

      • FuglyDuck
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        54 days ago

        eh. We’ve inflicted enough hardship on the Cubans.

        we shouldn’t also dump our trash…

        • @MegaUltraChicken
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          44 days ago

          I’ll gladly volunteer Colorado. ADX Florence is a perfect spot for him.

          • FuglyDuck
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            4 days ago

            I mean, that’s probably the “legal” way to do it,

            But I’m just going to idly say dream about idly air dropping over Moscow with nothing but a diaper and parachute. Also a tattoo that says “purchased as is, no returns, no refunds.”

    • @[email protected]
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      74 days ago

      Fun fact, learned this over labor day weekend. There is a family friend whom is in the throws of senility. The family isn’t well off but they have him in an old folks home… in Thailand. The kids says cost is super cheap, and the care he gets is “great” so I’m told. Now, the issue is that some of the siblings want him back in the US, where they can not afford to keep him I. The care he has now is much better than what the family can afford, and none of the family are willing to take care of him themselves. They just want him back.

      I bring this up so as to say. Maybe his kids send him to Japan, where the elderly tend to die alone and quietly. I dont imagine he will know how to use a phone in the next few years

      • FuglyDuck
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        84 days ago

        But, for a country I’ve never visited… I rather like Japan. Lets not inflict him on people that don’t deserve it!

        (what? Ramen is amazing.)

  • @Snapz
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    354 days ago

    He looks old

      • @Nuke_the_whales
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        164 days ago

        I’m surprised he wasn’t getting torn apart after the debate for looking so tired and low energy. He looked like he was gonna pass out and only opened his eyes all the way once, when Harris called out his crowd sizes

        • @[email protected]
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          64 days ago

          That’s the old TV show host shining through, whose only concern is the size of the audience. His “show” not drawing a huge crowd kicked the attention-addict right in the self-esteem and he’s still pissed enough that even his delusion can’t mask it.

  • Zier
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    464 days ago

    Deport trump to the DPRK to live with his boyfriend, dictator kim.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      94 days ago

      I mean he confused Arizona with Pennsylvania so his brain is just melted ice cream at this point

      • @exussum
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        54 days ago

        Don’t insult melted ice cream

    • @hushable
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      94 days ago

      two options, either he is making an appeal to emotion of ignorant people who doesn’t know that Haiti and Venezuela are two different countries in different continents, or he himself doesn’t know that Haiti and Venezuela are two different countries in different continents

    • aname
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      74 days ago

      Pretty sure he meant to send Hawaiians migrants back to Venice where they came from.