• Tar_Alcaran
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    712 months ago

    Looks like he’s wearing nothing at all

    nothing at all

    nothing at all

    • @[email protected]
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      Whatever their skin routine is, it’s doing a decent job. You’d think trash pandas would be collecting blemishes.

      • @VelvetStorm
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        Having your skin protected from the sun at all times really helps.

  • @PunchingWood
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    352 months ago

    That’s just a raccoon in a spandex. You can’t fool me!

  • MudMan
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    342 months ago

    You can’t just show pictures of me in the bathroom without permission. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

  • @MutilationWave
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    A long time ago my roommates and I shaved just the tip of our cat’s tail, like the last two inches. It was absolutely hilarious.

    People are going to crucify me for animal abuse but I swear the cat was totally cool with the process.

    • southsamurai
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      I mean, it’s a dick move, but doesn’t qualify as abuse imo. No harm would come from it by itself, and if the cat didn’t object at all, it’s not worth arguing about.

      But my grandparents had to shave their cat’s tail for a few years. He would suck on it, and in the process pull out hairs, which would end up with sores where they had been pulled. So the vet said to keep it shaved down, if the cat would tolerate it. The cat did, and no more issues.

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      I mean if you only fid it once and the cat was not hurt by it I personally would not call that abuse. Sure you did it for no reason but the cat did not really suffer for it.

    • @raynethackery
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      Did he give you a dirty look after he saw the result?

      • @MutilationWave
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        72 months ago

        She didn’t care at all but it brought everyone who visited much amusement.

        • Carl
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          32 months ago

          That sounds hilarious. I don’t see how that is abuse.

  • Adderbox76
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    232 months ago

    I low key want to know that racoon’s skin care routine. Flawless.

    • @breakingcups
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      142 months ago

      I’d imagine an old man bottom to be more hairy and wrinkly though.

      • @Agrivar
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        32 months ago

        Am an old man, can verify that’s the case.

  • @[email protected]
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    172 months ago

    Once I saw a raccoon poop and I was like “no way raccoons poop that big” but this does tell another story.

    • @CoffeeJunkie
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      Oh, they do. It has a distinctive, raggedy kind of look to the turds, doesn’t it? Filled with all kinds of potential for disease.