• @ApatheticCactus
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      121 hours ago

      Would creating the cyber truck be considered as a suicide attempt?

      • @[email protected]
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        More like opening his big stupid mouth to opine on Russia / Ukraine, or Palestine / Israel, or European civil war or other such examples would be.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    How the fuck has he not been visited by the feds?

    I guess to be fair they’re still getting a headcount on the people who were stupid enough to fall for the “Chase Infinite Money Glitch”

    (For those who haven’t heard what that is, TikTok tricked a bunch of people into committing Check Fraud by describing it as a “Free Money Glitch” and a bunch of 20 somethings who’ve never seen Catch Me If You Can or even heard of a check fell for it…)

  • @Fedizen
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    Elon Musk after somebody invents time travel: “why is everybody only going back in time to assasinate Hitler???”

  • @SelfProgrammed
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    “Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X,” he wrote Monday, adding later, “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

    The owner of Twitter is learning how text-based communication works in realtime before our eyes.

    • @CobblerScholar
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      Slash he surrounded himself with people absolutely willing to step on one another to gain power and wealth so of course they’re going to laugh at all of his “jokes”

      • @acosmichippo
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        62 days ago

        probably one of the lawyers told him to cool it.

        • Vanon
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          12 days ago

          He’s incredibly paranoid and conspiracy minded. He probably realized after “just asking questions / joking” that “they” might send a few of these guys for him next! 2spooky4him

    • @someguy3
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      And being surrounded by yes men. And by right wing nutjobs.

      • Karyoplasma
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        Being in a room full of nazis would make that “joke” a total thigh-slapper.

      • @errer
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        92 days ago

        I’m sure the yes men he surrounds himself with was “the context”.

    • @[email protected]
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      I can just see him making his “joke” then doing that annoying over the top laugh with all his sycophants grinning along.

    • Rhaedas
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      Turns out some things simply aren’t funny. Not posting a thought right when it comes to your head also helps.

    • @[email protected]
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      I was only ever there to follow a wide variety of parody star trek accounts which were hilarious and thought provoking.

      They’re all gone, now that musk is doing his thing. Twitter was cancer, now it’s terminal bullshit and I’ve deleted it long ago

    • @[email protected]
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      I just said goodbye to it today. I realised there’s a bigger, unselfish choice to be made in the scheme of it all

    • tiredofsametab
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      there is literally no correct answer

      I deleted mine years ago but, in Japan, it’s still one of the main ways small shops communicate with their customers. Some use FB or insta instead. They don’t have the knowledge, money, or desire to create a whole website that is far more difficult to interact with and update than the platforms that are free, people use, and are easy to update.

        • tiredofsametab
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          I don’t disagree, but the majority of Japanese are just using whichever device is in their pocket (largely iPhones or Android, some feature phones, the occasional tablet, and much more rarely (outside of official business work), an actual full-sized computer).

          • @[email protected]
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            21 day ago

            I think they’re suggesting that business owners create Lemmy communities with their phones, hosted on library servers.

            • tiredofsametab
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              Ah. That’d be a nightmare here, probably. Japan is pretty notorious for low tech literacy outside of a few narrow areas. I also think that this might have reliability impacts that just drive people away. Finally, no average japanese person has any idea what the fediverse is, so that’s another hurdle to jump.

    • @[email protected]
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      If it weren’t for twitter, i wouldn’t have even known there was another attempt on Trump. I don’t sort Lemmy by new and there was nothing in the top posts about it (that I saw, at least) until HOURS after it happened. None of the other social media sites I use showed anything for a while either.

      • @[email protected]
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        What did you gain by knowing unconfirmed information a few hours earlier? Did you need to act on that “information” that quickly?

        • @OlinOfTheHillPeople
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          People who view policymaking as “entertainment” are the reason we have Trump in the first place.

          • @[email protected]
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            In this case it’s not “never”, I don’t use twitter and saw this news on Lemmy this morning.

          • @[email protected]
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            This isn’t some fucking game. Here let me make it more concrete and personal for your pea-brain:

            I will find it very entertaining when your family and friends are lined up and shot to death while you watch.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        242 days ago

        You could simply open a news site a couple times a day. They all had the assassination attempt up pretty quickly.

        • @[email protected]
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          I didn’t know it happened. Why would I have thought to go looking for something I don’t know about?

          • AFK BRB Chocolate
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            51 day ago

            I didn’t know it happened either, but I check the news a couple times a day to see if anything happened.

            It seems like you’re being disingenuous. You said you need Twitter to find out about things like the assassination attempt, so obviously you check Twitter, but the concept of checking the news is apparently strange to you.

          • @[email protected]
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            He didn’t mean to check if there had been an attempt to eradicate Trump specifically, he meant open a news app occasionally, as one does a social media app.

      • @[email protected]
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        282 days ago

        You might consider reading some real news, vetted and produced by professional journalists. Twitter is not news source, neither is Reddit.

        • @[email protected]
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          -12 days ago

          I typically do, twitter happened to be the first place I saw any information about it, nothing else tipped me off about it happening until then.

      • @aalvare2
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        “Don’t believe initial reporting about any dramatic event. The rush to be first often overrides the responsibility to try to be correct. As with any event like this, some of this information is likely to change as more information becomes available.”

        https://youtu.be/sgpYzFTtJug?feature=shared

        In any case, I heard about the attempt shortly after I started scrolling through lemmy last night, so from my pov the information had gotten to me in a timely manner.

      • @WhatYouNeed
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        It’s such a non-event that even the Conservative lemmy didn’t post about it until yesterday.

      • @[email protected]
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        nothing in the top posts about it (that I saw, at least) until HOURS after it happened.

        in other words, since it can be assumed that you’re checking multiple social medias often enough for “HOURS” to make such a huge difference, then basically your life is driven by FOMO, and you see no problem with that.

        kudos for the honesty at least. you do you and keep supporting that nazi safespace

        • @[email protected]
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          Pretty glad that all of these responses are assumptions about my character just because I somehow managed to not see that someone tried to merc trump again for the whole day.

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            you’re trying to defend twitter with “i need it for news”

            that says a lot about your character. no assuming needed

      • @ripcord
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        I knew here within 30 minutes. Also on Bluesky. Also on any major news source.

        If you’re not finding the stuff I think that’s on your

      • @[email protected]
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        Its so funny that lemmy thinks its better than reddit with all these reddit ass responses.

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      There is no one true replacement for the utility that it provides. Not with sufficient penetration of network effect, anyway.

      Same reason most people don’t delete Facebook (edit: or Reddit).

      You may not personally find utility in either of them. But just like boner pill spam, clearly someone does, or they would just go away.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        You could say the same thing about Reddit, yet a lot of us left there a year ago on principle. Sometimes taking a stand means doing without.

        • kreekybonez
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          damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

          • AFK BRB Chocolate
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            Yeah, over fifteen months since I created my account here for that reason

            • kreekybonez
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              same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

              granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

              • AFK BRB Chocolate
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                Same with me. Well, that in combination with the way they treated the app developers. I honestly didn’t have an issue with Reddit trying to make money, or trying to prevent all the LLMs from skimming their content for free, but there was no reason to cut the app developers off at the knees.

                I had already changed my relationship/view of Reddit years prior when the internet connection to Russia was severed for a day or so and so many subs (especially political ones) became fundamentally different. Hard to ignore that. But i just couldn’t continue to give free content to such an awful company.

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          The two are not mutually exclusive. But OP’s question was why “EVERYONE” has not deleted their account. And the objective answer is that some people obviously still use the service. But once again people are treating the downvote button as an “I don’t like this” button.

          Edit to add: Why? What exactly is wrong with what I said?

      • @[email protected]
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        lol the comparison of useless social media to useless boner pill ads is perfect. of course someone finds it useful. just like someone finds crack cocaine useful

        • @[email protected]
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          But boner pills aren’t replaceable (like Twitter) or unnecessary (like crack). Sexuality isn’t a vice.

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            i’m not talking about boner pills. or any pills. we’re talking about the uselessness of twitter and ads

            if you’re making your meds decisions based on ads made by the company selling them to you, then sorry–that’s dumb af

    • @cm0002
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      What can I say, I like to watch dumpster fires

      • @ripcord
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        There’s way better hobbies

  • MushuChupacabra
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    Elon Musk deletes his stochastic terrorism tweet.

  • @drunkpostdisaster
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    I am trying to figure out what I can say without it sounding like I am asking for someone to be shot.

    • El Barto
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      If I’m honest, and bear in mind that I HATE ELON MUSK, I don’t think he was calling for anyone’s assassination. He is just such an idiot that he didn’t realize that his attempt at a fabricating a conspiracy would be misconstrued as such a call.

      • @Fedizen
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        He’s way older than 20 maybe LIII? or XXXXXIII

    • @[email protected]
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      I’ve heard that autistic people are usually more concerned with justice than the average person. Is it because they’re really bad at hiding unjust meaning behind their words?

      • @Fedizen
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        Narcissists tho care less about justice and more about revenge. Guess which aspect dominates his personality?

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    Good thing it didn’t get out to the internet. That would be embarrassing to keep being reminded of.

    • @dhork
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      Even if it did get out to the Internet, though, all you have to do is delete it and it instantly disappears.

  • @ultranaut
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    “Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?”

      • @warbond
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        If it’s any consolation, I saw yours first, so this other guy is copying you as far as I’m concerned!

  • @xc2215x
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    Elon has been such a jackass this year.

    • @[email protected]
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      There was never a time when he wasn’t a jackass. He just abandoned his job of running companies in exchange for being a full time dumbass.

      • @Red_October
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        He was always a jackass, he just used to be a quiet jackass that nobody ever heard from so we couldn’t tell. Now that he is fully incapable of shutting the fuck up, his jackassery is on full display.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    It is odd that this man has any government contract, let alone any national security contract with the United States government

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah… spend some time actually interacting with people with clearances. They are people just like any other so you have some humans and some deranged chuds. And everyone in positions of power are either political appointees (elected or otherwise) or ladder climbers who want to suckle on the teat of those appointees.

      So when you point out that someone is actively cheering for russia in a conflict with our allies or is openly calling people slurs? You get told that people are allowed to have political opinions and you are the problem. Because YOU are the reasonable person who will drop it. Whereas they will then bitch and moan that someone in IT has “blue hair” and whine until a local politician runs on that and suddenly everyone has very strict dress codes.

      Which, in turn, leads to people leaving in droves which just leaves the shitheads and the appeasers.

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        I’ve actually had clearances and government contracts. I’ve seen them pulled for much less than what Elmo did here.

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          Not for the upper managers though, right? I’ve also had clearances, and I know about some shocking things that some of the government managers did while never so much as being investigated for them.

          Contractors are different though.

          • @Rapidcreek
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            Know of a company that misrepresented a product to the government. When the government found out they frooze all purchases from them for 3 years. Once that was found out, wall street crashed their stock. After that happened, the CEO was fired.

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              Which is a completely different topic.

              starlink works… if it isn’t out in the sun for too long. spacex works… for the purposes of what the actual contracts are for.

              the issue is musk being highly likely to be compromised and openly calling for the rape and murder of people he doesn’t like. Which gets back to “politics is allowed and you are the intolerant one” level responses.

              • @Rapidcreek
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                The DoD has wanted a Starlink network for a long time. I think we should nationalize SpaceX, of course paying Elmo fair value.

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                  I mean, nationalized spacex is just NASA again. Which I am all for since spacex (and blue origin and the other one) mostly just came out of poaching staff from NASA and JPL in the first place.

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      Indeed. He seems like a dangerous and unstable individual. Shouldn’t he be on a watchlist instead?

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    Thank goodness nobody saw it.