That’s fucking hilarious.
I mean like in an orphancrushingmachine kind of way but I’ll take what I can get.
The characters are Iris and Turbo.
TurboTax: The Ultimate Tax Filing Simulator
Genre: Financial Management Simulator
Developer: Intuit Inc.
Platform: PC, Mac, Mobile
ESRB Rating: E for Everyone (Mild Financial Peril)Overview
In the vast landscape of gaming, few titles dare to venture into the treacherous realm of personal finance. Enter TurboTax, the groundbreaking simulator that turns the daunting task of filing taxes into an edge-of-your-seat adventure. With its annual releases rivaling the consistency of sports franchises, TurboTax continues to push the boundaries of what we consider “gameplay.”
Gameplay
TurboTax throws players into the deep end of the US tax code, challenging them to navigate a labyrinth of forms, schedules, and deductions. The game’s primary mechanic revolves around data entry, but don’t let that fool you – each keystroke could mean the difference between a hefty refund or a gut-wrenching audit.
The difficulty curve is steep, with early levels easing players in with simple W-2 forms before ramping up to the boss battles of itemized deductions and capital gains. The “Audit Defense” DLC adds an extra layer of strategy, allowing players to prepare for potential post-game challenges.
Graphics and Sound
While TurboTax won’t be winning any awards for its visual fidelity, the UI design is clean and intuitive. The soothing blue color palette seems designed to calm players as they face the stress of potential miscalculations.
The soundtrack is minimal, mostly consisting of the rhythmic clicking of keyboard keys and the occasional sigh of relief (or despair) from the player. The satisfying “cha-ching” sound effect when discovering a new deduction is particularly addictive.
Replayability
TurboTax offers unprecedented replayability, with the game world resetting every calendar year to provide fresh challenges. Players can look forward to new tax laws and updated forms, ensuring that no two playthroughs are ever the same.
Microtransactions
Like many modern games, TurboTax includes a range of microtransactions. Players can opt for the base “Free Edition” or upgrade to premium versions for access to more complex questlines and exclusive features. The “Audit Risk Meter” powerup is a popular purchase among hardcore players.
Conclusion
TurboTax may not be for the faint of heart, but for those seeking a unique challenge in resource management and data analysis, it offers an unparalleled experience. The sense of accomplishment upon successfully filing your taxes is comparable to defeating a final boss in more conventional RPGs.
While it may lack the flashy graphics and intense action sequences of AAA titles, TurboTax compensates with deep strategy and real-world consequences. It’s a niche title, to be sure, but one that has carved out its own dedicated fanbase in the gaming world.
Score: 8/10
“A thrilling dive into the world of personal finance that somehow makes number-crunching feel like an epic quest.”Critic score: 8.5
User score: 4.5
Common complaints: FreeTaxUSA is way cheaper and less annoying to use.
Ha ha, the formatting alone is worth the upvote. Best of nominee right here.
The micro transactions alone should knock this score down to a 2!
While not as flashy, FreeTaxUSA provides a nearly identical experience for the base price for free and additional DLCs are a fraction of the price as Turbotax.
Their review forgot to mention the incredible number of crossovers supported from other financial titles. In most cases you can directly load cloud saves from all kinds of other releases in the genre from a vast number of publishers. Really helps reduce grinding.
As far as I know FreeTaxUSA can only support saves that you manually replay in their game.
Actually FreeTaxUSA supports saves from TurboTax, and other similar titles! It was very seamless.
After all, they want to compete with them.
Players should also be aware that TurboTax’s game publishers lobby Congress to ensure that their game genre survives, keeping the government from providing a simpler alternative to their game.
Pfft, just another “reviewer” shilling for the industry. Ignore 'em.
I heard players astonish at its incredible realism and detail to the lore
So the last time I used TurboTax, it was all bubbly, asking questions and providing reassurances that we were “almost done”. That’s not realistic. Realism is going to the post office to look bewilderingly through the boxes of paper tax forms littered around the mailbox area wondering which ones apply to you, bringing home a handful of weird-smelling newsprint instruction booklets, and sifting through that shoebox of receipts you’ve been hoarding while you nurse a handle of whiskey and curse the tax reform act of 1986. Professional tax prep software somewhat recreates that vibe. Turbotax is a marshmallow fluff game guide complete with cheat codes.
Multiple endings! Refund, pay-up, audit, and no-knock raid!
Kinda related:
Perma Death, psychology horror.
I feel like one of the tags should be emotional damage.
edit: Souls-like has been added.
An absolute waste of time, money, and sanity. Unusable UI, no soundtrack to speak of, doesn’t support gyro aiming, and will be a major factor in your upcoming divorce. There’s almost no replay value; you get one, single permadeath run until next year’s expansion releases, and the consequences for a bad run can land you with criminal charges. There are many game-breaking exploits that can only be utilized by the most expensive of gaming PCs, so poor players will still have to follow all of the rules. Despite being sold as “free-to-play”, you are stopped every 10 minutes with an advertisement to buy the Audit Protection DLC. Avoid this game at all costs.
8/10
-IGN
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It’s like if Bennett Foddy created a playable Excel.
