I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
Arma 3’s lore has a lot of explaining to do
Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly
Why is Florida still there?
America took viagra.
That’s how you know the map is fake.
No joke, that was the first hint.
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Every chance we can.
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Can’t you read a map?
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
It’s actually mirrored Norway
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
I see nothing but improvements.
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say the end is near
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
Tho at the some time I bet some real estate people would see this and start buying up “future beach front properties”.
Helping the economy!!1
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
Actually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology. Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
I’m flattered by even being associated with this comparison.
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There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
Nothing of value was lost.
Florida survived 😣
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
North Panamarica
I call the Amalfi coast
I call Lake Como. Always wanted to live on Naboo with grandma.
the remnants of nebraska
It’s-a Nebrask-a!
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Man, Ohio is now in Turkiye. Not sure if I’m more excited about the mountains or dreading the time in the restrooms.
Mezze platters for all.
We’re going to get Italy? Awesome!
