• @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.

  • @boaratio
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    692 months ago

    Why is Florida still there?

      • @mipadaitu
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        212 months ago

        No joke, that was the first hint.

    • @OldChicoAle
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      152 months ago

      Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea

      • @boaratio
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        122 months ago

        No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.

        • @moshankey
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          42 months ago

          Every chance we can.

    • @Arbiter
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      72 months ago

      America took viagra.

    • @marcos
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      Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.

      Can’t you read a map?

    • @Valmond
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      52 months ago

      It’s actually mirrored Norway

    • @Maggoty
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      12 months ago

      They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      Because this is a shitpost and not at all based on reality unless giant chunks of the land get carved away in this specific shape, through mountains and deserts.

    • @moistclump
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      72 months ago

      America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.

    • @Hikermick
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      62 months ago

      Little known fact, Florida floats

    • @doingthestuff
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      42 months ago

      It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.

    • @cosmicrookie
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      And of those, only 5% know what the mediterranean sea looks like

    • @naught101
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      52 months ago

      Maybe someone needs to start a science shitposts community

  • @CitizenKong
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    312 months ago

    There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!

    • @samus12345
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      “Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant the, uh…the airport.”

  • @[email protected]
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    232 months ago

    jesus christ i thought this was real until i noticed fucking louisiana is completely unaffected lmao

  • @barsquid
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    222 months ago

    Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn’t on this one.

  • @Ironfacebuster
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    202 months ago

    At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising

    Then I saw Italy

  • jrwperformance
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    172 months ago

    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay

  • @Godric
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    162 months ago

    Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.