Way back in the 90s when I was a teenager I got home from school one day right around Christmas time and discovered my father had, for some reason, locked himself in the bathroom and refused to come out. He was in there for at least an hour and when he eventually did come out he went right back in again a few minutes later, and this happened several times.
After some convincing he finally admitted that he’d come home from work and consumed an entire carton of eggnog along with a whole jar of black olives over the course of about an hour and a half and had nearly shit his pants, just barely making it to the bathroom in time.
We never did discover what had compelled him to do such a thing
Maybe he just wanted to avoid the family for the whole night.
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Oh, that’s what getting pegged is. I wanna get hella pegged now. Getting pegged looks awesome.
I no longer wish to be pegged
Getting pegged currently, im so pegged out right now
This like a root bear float? I wonder what soda would taste best with egg nog flavored ice cream.
I’ve been drinking egg nog with lemon-lime soda for over 20 years, so I imagine it would be pretty good with egg nog ice cream as well.
Probably cream soda
root bear
Is that a bear that eats roots?
I don’t think I can get peg nog :3
Reminds me ages ages ago when a friend tried to improv a mixed drink ingredient replacement. Pro tip: if your mixed drink calls for cranberry juice and you’re out of it, don’t try to sub in cherry pucker schnapps.
I tried a sip and immediately regretted it. He, uh, he drank more than that, and regretted it proportionately. Idk what the hell he’d been thinking lol
Why would you sub any kind of schnapps for a fruit juice?
I definitely wouldn’t recommend getting pegged after drinking a litre of that.
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