“Tell me what happened to Bob, Clippy, and Cortana…”
Me at Best Buy.
Hey, I can speak really eloquently! Would you please ask me things I wouldn’t know anything about so I can learn to do what you do, so I can do it 30 times better than you?
I mean, it will take me a while… perhaps 3 or 4 months? C’mon teach me?
Stop trying to make Clippy happen.
“It’s not going to happen!!!”
Microsoft vs Microsoft
How may I justify my existence today, so that middle management can get a promotion while you get blocked from finding whatever it is that you desired to find but that my misunderstandings won’t let you?
I tried asking OpenAI what the name of a song is, based on some lyrics I barely remember. It’s a song whose name has escaped me for about 15 years. Anyways, when it wasn’t just straight up lying about song names or their lyrics, it would not stop guessing the same song names, even after I told it to stop, several times.
Needless to say, I still don’t know the song name.
Well what are the lyrics?
This is why I personally take time out of my day to help manage expectations of LLMs online.
Expect them to draw power and generate bullshit forever.
Just feed it info as if jar jar binks is speaking directly to it.
I mean, can you imagine Jar Jar and Yoda having an arguement? Or what if that arguement leads to hot steamy sex?
MMMMmmmmmMMMM!!! CUM IN MY ASS YOU WILL!!!
MeSa No GonnA BE Able To Hold Back! No No No NO!!!
MeSa Sorry, Yoda!
On my face, it got…
Yes. I DID just put those images into your brain. Now go put it into AI’s brain.
I’m like a 6/10 in terms of excitement about this.
Why
The same reason you speak jibberish to all AI call center prompts. To distort AIs ability to understand humans, and force a human to look at ghe errors. Hopefully in an attempt to abandon this technology entirely.
Nty
Yup, that’s standard. If you’re about three responses in, give up, it’s already lost and incapable of focusing on the requirements. It will also lie to please. There is zero admission of confidence score. You only pick up on the things you know are wrong and considering how often that is, the rest can only be taken with a grain of salt.
I just keep walking by without acknowledging them
Insane that they’re doing this to the demographic that GUTTED cortana out of previous versions.
So far, I have found AI to be profoundly useless for just about any practical purpose aside from maybe trying to bullshit your way through a school paper or something but it’s wrong so often it really cannot be trusted so if you don’t already know what you’re doing, it’s a huge gamble as to whether it gets something right or not.
