• FuglyDuck
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      2 months ago

      Can we get that truck a medal?

    • @Rapidcreek
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      122 months ago

      He touched an exhaust pipe didn’t he…

      • @AA5B
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        12 months ago

        That’s painful. I did that once: stepping down from the truck, I grabbed the handhold running up behind the door…. But it wasn’t a handhold. I got pretty lucky since I was actually holding onto it, so was in contact way too long. However I plunged my hand into a snow bank and was mostly ok

    • @jordanlundM
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      52 months ago

      I did that when I was like 6. I didn’t know! Hurt like hell! My palm swole up into a giant blister.

  • partial_accumen
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    552 months ago

    I was sure this headline as going to be on an article from theonion.com detailing witty insults lobbed the the GOP candidate since his unmasking on the porn site.

  • Zier
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    162 months ago

    So he had his hands on some dude’s tailpipe and it was so hot, it sent him to the ER with burns. Checks out.

  • @distantsounds
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    162 months ago

    Don’t stand so close to the cross in those robes 🤷‍♂️

    • @ours
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      52 months ago

      Going with flammable material for the hood was a poor choice. Not very breathable too.

    • @kescusay
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      32 months ago

      Let the motherfucker burn…

  • @ATDA
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    62 months ago

    Dude, can you do my levels for me I burned my hands… My room mates are total freaks…

  • @[email protected]OP
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    42 months ago

    Mike Lonergan, a campaign spokesperson, said in a statement late Friday night that the 56-year-old Robinson suffered second-degree burns during an “incident at a campaign appearance at the Mayberry Truck Show in Mt. Airy,” a city located near the border of North Carolina and Virginia.

    • @Botzo
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      132 months ago

      Without further specific context, I just assumed this was a parody piece given the recent revelations.

    • aramis87
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      32 months ago

      Mt. Airy is Andy Griffith’s home town, and was the inspiration for Mayberry.

  • @[email protected]
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    Mike Lonergan, a campaign spokesperson, said in a statement late Friday night that the 56-year-old Robinson suffered second-degree burns during an “incident at a campaign appearance at the Mayberry Truck Show in Mt. Airy,” a city located near the border of North Carolina and Virginia.

    They’re using pyrotechnics at GOP events, I guess.