The is the America trump wants you to have.
Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.
It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.
“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”
I feel sorry for the baby, but that’s some top-notch contract writing.
The “yall” is underrated in contract law.
Well, that kid is better off. Ffs.
Why abortion should be legal, 101.
Dare I say abortion should be encouraged, for people who clearly shouldn’t be parents?
I would never encourage abortion for anyone who didn’t have health concerns. But it should be an option for anyone. People’s bodies are their own.
Holy fuck. I typed and deleted so much shit… Just holy fuck…
I don’t know if I’m more concerned about the couple selling, or whoever’s buying
I think the buyer was just trying to help the child. But who knows for sure.
That’s what I want to believe, but the beer doesn’t really fit my mental image of that situation lol
Well they took the beer and just the promise of money later.
the buyer also gave up drinking on the spot.
also, everyone’s happy and dancing in joy.
What did you think the parents, or anyone with influence on the situation would read it?
Holy fuck. I typed and deleted so much shit… Just holy fuck…
Hell yeah brother
Is it just me, or do these two people look like they could be siblings?
But that’s illegal!
Everbody in Arkansas is a sibling or a cousin. Arkansas’ state motto is “America’s shithole”
Damn bro, you didn’t have to come for me like that
I was thinking the same thing. They have different last names, bit that doesn’t mean anything. The article doesn’t indicate they are related to each other. But it definitely looks like they came from the same gene puddle.
I mean, if you had ever been around a baby, then you’d understand.
if you were russian, they would take you to the gulag for this now
no, russians like alcohol and hate babies.
They are referring to the proposed law over there. Looks like it’s only fines as punishments for more. But that could change.
damn.
Surprisingly little information about the buying party involved.
Based on the lack of arrest I think we can assume non-criminal intentions.
Except their… names?
Hey Jeff Stier, ya, you know Jeff, man. Its Jeff!
