• @DillyDaily
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      61 hour ago

      I think it’s “don’t think about getting around plane carry on limits with this”

      • @pyre
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        456 minutes ago

        find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes

        • @sheogorath
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          239 minutes ago

          Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.

  • @[email protected]
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    2811 hours ago

    This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

    TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

    • @MehBlah
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      49 hours ago

      I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

    • @Crackhappy
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      39 hours ago

      Oh holy shit you played that too?

  • @Surp
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    77 hours ago

    Where’s my cell phone

  • @EtherWhack
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    38 hours ago

    Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee’s plant was the reason he never sold his blow.

  • manucode
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    8814 hours ago

    There’s a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

    • @[email protected]
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      2914 hours ago

      One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

        • @_stranger_
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          If they’re lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

          Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it’s up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

      • Nicht BurningTurtle
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        714 hours ago

        They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

  • Cadeillac
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    610 hours ago

    I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

    • @[email protected]
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      42 hours ago

      Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      614 hours ago

      Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won’t even be paid…

      • @subterfuge
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        810 hours ago

        Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

      • @jaybone
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        611 hours ago

        Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          Pretty sure your arrest for “willfully obstructing a federal agent” or some such bullshit would still cause the others considerable deiay…

          • @jaybone
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            611 hours ago

            Is this really all that different than them having to go through a backpack?

  • @hOrni
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    2615 hours ago

    A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

    • @jaybone
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      111 hours ago

      Didn’t security find this super suspicious?

      • @hOrni
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        510 hours ago

        Why? Why would they even notice? It’s not like the rope is made of metal.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    711 hours ago

    I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

    • @Prok
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      29 hours ago

      Jokes on you, they’re all fake

  • @finitebanjo
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    21 hour ago

    TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.