• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    Amusing, clever, but extremely fake.

    This is a GE Café CFE28/CYE22 refrigerator and it definitely does not run Windows. You can use its little LCD screen as a digital photo frame, though, and there’s a USB port for that purpose tucked beneath the lower edge of the bezel under the buttons. Somebody’s just made an image of this fake “Windows update” screen and put it in the photo frame rotation.

      • @stupidcasey
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        We ran out of things we need about the time we learned how to filter water and grow wheat.

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          I’m ok with the further progress into antibiotics, vaccines, surgery, all that good stuff.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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            I’d be a cripple if not for our progress with surgery. I’m very glad to live in an era of modern medicine.

        • @toynbee
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          Apparently, some politician tried to shutdown the patent office in the nineteenth century because “everything that can be invented has been invented.”

          edit: no need for “I” there.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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        Don’t know why the downvotes. You are absolutely correct.

        My fridge doesn’t even have a screen, but it has wifi. Wifi!! You do one thing. You are a box designed to keep my food cold. I set the temperature, and I forget that exists.

        Anyway, we bought it when we bought our house. The previous owner offered to include all the appliances in the contract so it was nice to not have to buy any appliances. But that refrigerator stays OFF my network.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 hours ago

          To be fair, making a device wifi connected is stupid cheap nowadays. That being said, you bet your ass they’re harvesting data.

          My parents got a fridge with a similar feature and no screen (they didn’t know it had that) but I was curious and hooked it to the IOT network. Literally the only smart feature it exposed was a door open sensor…

        • @[email protected]
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          25 hours ago

          not advocating for all IoT products, but some fridges have internal cameras (allows you i remotely access and figure out what you have and dont have), and some also have product expiring tracking so that it can warn you if something is approaching thr best buy date so you can use it up soon or throw it away.

          washer and dryer IoT projects to me tend to be pretty terrible.

        • @legion02
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          I’m OK with it for some things tbh. With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working and the temp starts rising before I have a fridge full of spoiled food. With an oven I can know if I left the house with it still running. With the washer/dryer I can get notified when I need to fold the cloths before they get wrinkled. I think connected appliances have more useful applications than people give them credit for.

          • TrenchcoatFullOfBats
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            36 hours ago

            With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working

            You can also do that with a simple smart plug with energy monitoring. You can get a 4 pack for $35.

          • Rob Bos
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            Something that might happen once in ten years isn’t worth the additional security surface exposure. IMO

            • @cynar
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              37 hours ago

              I have a small child. It’s not just mechanical failure. Then again, I’ve got a separate network for IoT things. They can’t see anything by each other and their controller. Unfortunately, most of the IoT appliances do NOT like this setup.

            • @legion02
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              What security exposure? Any modern router has a way to isolate iot devices. I’m risking people knowing when I open my fridge?

              • Rob Bos
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                Most people wouldn’t bother.

                And the risk would be more a foothold into your network as a staging point to attack other devices, as I’m sure you know .

          • @[email protected]
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            With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working and the temp starts rising before I have a fridge full of spoiled food

            A built in alarm sound would achieve the same goal without running the risk of your fridge becoming part of a botnet

        • @Zombiepirate
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          But if you get the app you can unlock the crisper drawer+ for only $11.99/mo and get those extra fresh veggies that you crave!

        • Diplomjodler
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          It just sits there, silently plotting revenge…

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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        But but but but but this is our “upmarket” model and we need some kind of rationalization to upsell people to it over the Profile PFE28/PYE22 which is the same fucking refrigerator mechanically minus the screen and with different handles, but this one costs 30% more.

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      You can use its little LCD screen as a digital photo frame

      Whhhhhhhyyyyyyy

    • @Cobrachicken
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      I have to admit I would like to do the same with my fridge.