• @[email protected]
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    752 months ago

    “if you can’t stand feel free to stand” hey thanks guy why didn’t I think of that

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      Just do what Professor Xavier does, use that big ol’ noggin of yers to levimitate yerself so’s it looks what like year walkins!

      • @Agrivar
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        22 months ago

        You jest, but I honestly always wondered about that… does Xavier only have telepathy and no telekinetic abilities at all? I feel like he should be flying around all Magneto-style (in an upright position, rather than planking like Supes)

    • @[email protected]
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      192 months ago

      They invite me to stand in front of their car. That means I get to block traffic without repercussion, and they’ll be charged with assault if they try to stop me.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          52 months ago

          And a big part of Ram drivers’ culture.

          • @psycho_driver
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            22 months ago

            Owning a Stellantis product probably would eventually make me want to commit random acts of violence as well.

        • @[email protected]
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          42 months ago

          If you’ve seen the car’s back you have its licence plate. You can take a photo of it and record the interaction.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        If your action of standing in front of their car can be construed as a protest, they are legally permitted to run you down, per some fuckwit judge.

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    The funny part about this is it legally shows a mens rea of intent to harm. So if your argument for running down protesters is you were in fear of your life, this sticker completely destroys it and gets you put away.

  • @madcaesar
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    272 months ago

    Watch out, we’ve got a badass over here!

    • @Madison420
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      142 months ago

      Probably one that bitches constantly about taxes being “too damn high!” like a real man of culture.

      • @psycho_driver
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        112 months ago

        Meanwhile $23,288 delinquent on his child support payments.

      • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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        52 months ago

        Drives a Ram and probably put a bunch of those I Did That Biden stickers on gas pumps

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        42 months ago

        But doesn’t actually pay any taxes himself. He ends up net positive after taking the standard deduction, child tax credit, and earned income credit, which is funded by the taxes he hates so much.

  • @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    The metre flows better that way.

    If you can’t stand,
    Feel free to stand
    Behind our troops;
    In front of my ram.

    • @jaybone
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      72 months ago

      In Flanders field, this blowhard blows,

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    172 months ago

    $20 says this guy has never been a soldier, doesn’t qualify to be a soldier, and is disliked by most soldiers. I know I dislike him already.

  • threelonmusketeersOPM
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    132 months ago

    Why are so many NoSafetySmokingFirst’s found on the backs of oversized pickup trucks?

    • @[email protected]
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      172 months ago

      Car size is proportional to car owner’s stupidity. The dumber you are, the fancier the idea of mindless communication on the road is for you. And stupid people want their message to be the biggest around, but you can’t do that while writing normally, so, you get what you get.

      At least that’s my theory.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        I think it is more that the appeal of forms of communication where you can exclaim things without having to worry about pesky things like responses increases the dumber the things you want to say are.

    • @PenguinMage
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      32 months ago

      They can’t read… the signs pointed to yes and they put it on

  • @buzz86us
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    122 months ago

    So he wants to kill Trump?

  • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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    82 months ago

    So this guy intends to run over the orange turd, since the orange turd also hates troops and veterans

  • @[email protected]
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    82 months ago

    Love the garbage decal job, too. Couldn’t be bothered to get out the level, Mr. Gravy Seal?

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    Instructions unclear: I’m a troop who sat down and got rammed by this ram. Now I can no longer stand and got rammed again.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    62 months ago

    “[P]atriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.” - Patrick O’Brien

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        52 months ago

        No, the full quote starts off with “But you know as well as I, patriotism…” and I feel the preface dulls the impact of the statement.

        But if you want the full meaning then you should read all of the books over and over again. At least that’s what worked for me.