The weird get weirder. He apparently spent $4000 to smash a guitar that was next to a signature.

A man who for some reason smashed up a guitar with a hammer in Texas may have thought it had been signed by Taylor Swift — but it was not, in fact, an official Swift-certified guitar.

But contrary to media reports, the guitar the man destroyed had not been signed by Swift — and was not a certified official guitar used by the singer, a source close to her merch company confirmed to Variety. The organization that held the auction, the Ellis County WildGame Dinner, presented the guitar with a signed CD insert but the guitar itself was not signed.

  • @[email protected]
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    179 hours ago

    Taylor needs to start selling autographed guitars and donating the proceeds to the campaign.

    Hell, she has the resources to set up a shell company to be a Republican front that offers them access to the guitars.

    This is the Bud Light “protests” all over again.

  • @Etterra
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    3513 hours ago

    So he took enough money to put it down payment on a used car, used it to buy a counterfeit autographed guitar, and then smashed it because he didn’t like who it was allegedly signed by, which it wasn’t.

    This is wasting money to buy something simply to destroy it at a whole new level. Bravo dipshit, bravo.

      • @Etterra
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        37 hours ago

        Well that’s something at least. It doesn’t make him any smarter though.

      • @shalafi
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        8 hours ago

        Many, though, cited the fact the $4,000 he spent could have gone to charity, and, in the end, it did. The proceeds for the dinner went to the Future Farmers of America.

        Lemmy: "But yeah, they’re conservative filth.

        Who also grow the food you fatasses gorge yourself on.

        I need a cartoon where a fat-as-fuck loser eats himself to death while bitching about flyover states and energy waste causing global warming.

        • @Red_October
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          115 hours ago

          Throttle back Maverick, you’re so eager to jerk off to the idea that people somehow hate farmers that you’re hallucinating again.

    • @Soup
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      1612 hours ago

      Conservatives will stab themselves in the gut to own the libs who are, in reality, laughing at them for doing it.

  • @xantoxis
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    2914 hours ago

    Well did he smash the CD insert? He should do that. That would definitely make the whole thing worthwhile.

    • @athairmor
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      1013 hours ago

      I would put it past him to try smashing a piece of paper with a hammer or a rock.

  • @Bleys
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    1513 hours ago

    Most normal Republican

    • borari
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      1012 hours ago

      No no no. You’re thinking too small, the guy already proved he’ll smash up one guitar so he’d just smash the dozen and get more exposure. If you’re Taylor Swift, you pack like 50 conex boxes to the fucking brim with guitars, then pay for them to all be shipped to and unloaded in this guys front yard. Overwhelm him, drown him in guitars. Make it so that even just throwing them away is a problem.

  • @MsPenguinette
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    1314 hours ago

    So where is the signed insert? I’ll be $2 that he hung onto that but I choose to believe a swifty lifted it out the trash