The Jedi, like Blockbusters, thought they were going to be around forever, but now their premises are occupied by people indifferent to whatever it is they actually did.
I wonder if they will have the “space monk wizard with laser sword” costume
- Goes to the new Spirit Halloween store.
- Buys Jedi costume for Halloween party.
- Is murdered at party by moonlighting stormtrooper providing security.
At least it’s not a bass pro shop
RIP Christmas Tree Shoppes.
I don’t actually know what happened in any version of canon, but I’d imagine Palpatine would want the building demolished for sure to erase a visible Jedi legacy. Maybe put a giant Clone Wars memorial up celebrating “true” heroes of the war like various Republic officers killed and imply they would have supported the turn into the Empire as so many of the surviving ones did.
How much are spooky holochrons?
Who is Mas Amedda, again?
Creepy blue guy who is always hanging around Palpatine.
Ah, thanks. He’s not the same as Orn Free Ta, is he?
Mas was inner circle with Palpatine, Orn was more of a cowardly hanger on.
Bass Pro Shop
Aww man I needed a new site for a factory to make a new line of Charleston Chew.
The Jedi …dead⁉️
😱 Noooooooo‼️
