The Jedi, like Blockbusters, thought they were going to be around forever, but now their premises are occupied by people indifferent to whatever it is they actually did.

I wonder if they will have the “space monk wizard with laser sword” costume

At least it’s not a bass pro shop

• Goes to the new Spirit Halloween store.
• Buys Jedi costume for Halloween party.
• Is murdered at party by moonlighting stormtrooper providing security.

How much are spooky holochrons?

Bass Pro Shop

The Jedi …dead⁉️

😱 Noooooooo‼️