• @friend_of_satan
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    255 hours ago

    I am interested to see their written definition of “woke”.

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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      234 hours ago

      You know there won’t be one, and this is just a vehicle to do military purges, right?

  • @Doomsider
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    174 hours ago

    Sooooo… A task force of racists?

    • Omega
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      How dare you. They’ll also be sexist and homophobic. And xenophobic. And aporophobic. And transphobic.

    • The Snark Urge
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      83 hours ago

      I didn’t use to be able to decode narcissism at a glance, but basically he’s mad that Mad Dog Mattis and his colleagues didn’t bend the knee.

      Honestly I have never been so accepting of the armed forces as when Mattis openly shunned Trump.

  • @foggy
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    Can you fucking imagine clocking into work at the Anti-woke Task Force office? Wearing an Anti-woke Task Force uniform??!!

    This might be my halloween costume…

    • @[email protected]
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      If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

      Hmm, what else…

    • @gedhrel
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      96 hours ago

      Sexy anti-woke task force officer?

  • Splount
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    368 hours ago

    So very Gestapo of him.

  • @RapidcreekOP
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    Great plan… use diversity training as a tool to identify generals who might not be loyal, purge them and put stooges in place. This has worked out really well for Russias military.

    • @lemmylommy
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      This working out great for the Russian military could be the reason behind the plan.

  • @ATDA
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    108 hours ago

    Monitor genitals*

    • @[email protected]
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      36 hours ago

      I read it that way too… honestly wouldn’t surprise me in the least if he did say genitals

  • Funderpants
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    Operation Generals Genital General Inspection for Operations is a go.

  • @[email protected]
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    Is this just him saying he wants to reinstate DADT, but with extra steps?

    The US military has specifically benefited from diversity and inclusivity programs in recent years. The actual size of the US military force is comparatively smaller than in the past, and being more inclusive has benefited the institution in the concrete way of just having a larger number of potential enlistees to pull from.

    I’m all for reducing the size of the US military, but to be clear that’s the only effect this will have.

    • Optional
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      35 hours ago

      No.

      It’s private bone spurs being big tough guy for the MAGATs. It means nothing, it is nothing, but if everything goes to fucking shit again one of his evil toadies might try some ignorant loyalty-test bullshit to fuck up the military, yeah.

      • Match!!
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        13 hours ago

        incoherent nonsequiturs but some people earnest believe and intend to implement it. this is the exact definition of skibidi