• @dohpaz42
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    382 months ago

    In my neighborhood, they are more concerned with FEMA confiscating donations and locking them behind a fence.

    Sigh. I really need to start screenshotting these conversations sooner before they get removed.

    • @Lurkinney
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      362 months ago

      Holy shit i was just arguing over this with a family member in TN, she is convinced that biden and Harris are confiscating material donations and disaster relief from NC to give to migrants. After she sited FEMA as a source I sent her a link to the FEMA rumor response https://www.fema.gov/disaster/current/hurricane-helene/rumor-response But she knows people that know people who are “actually there” even though they have been turned away by FEMA apparently. I might start trying heroin.

      • @dohpaz42
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        202 months ago

        “Like I believe anything ending in .gov” was the response I got when I posted that page.

        Also, they posted a photo from their daughter who is there of an older guy in camo pants (with built-in knee pads) and a tan shirt, with a gun strapped to his thigh and sunglasses tucked into the collar of his beer-belly filled shirt, in front of a chain linked fence, with a bunch of similarly dressed rednecks “fema workers” in the background organizing “supplies”. 🙄

        • @[email protected]
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          How many fingers do they have in the “photo”?

          • less than 10: possible real rednecks
          • more than 10: ai
          • 10: jury’s out.

          Anyone else seen the shitty AI of Trump in jeans in the flood waters?

          • @dohpaz42
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            22 months ago

            Anyone else seen the shitty AI if Trump in jeans in the flood waters?

            ¿Qué?

  • @spongebue
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    332 months ago

    I’m annoyed that this uses “your” instead of “you’re” but I’m sure Trump would do the same

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      72 months ago

      he would do it verbally and we would all be able to tell somehow

  • metaStatic
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    252 months ago

    I’m irrationally upset that bottom text doesn’t rhyme when it so easily could have

    Hoax, Folks Before, Anymore

    it’s not rocket surgery people

    • EleventhHour
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      “And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,…”

      • @cybervseas
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        192 months ago

        Quoth the Donald, “Gimme more!”

  • @Beastlygr
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    232 months ago

    This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

  • Diplomjodler
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    192 months ago

    I honestly can’t tell any more whether this is a real quote or satire

    • @Etterra
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      112 months ago

      Lol into what MTG said. She legit is leaning into a crazy conspiracy about liberals having a weather machine to wreck Republican-voting areas. Because that’s the only possible reason for hurricanes or some insane bullshit.

      • Cethin
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        22 months ago

        Based on conservatives still crazy but more consistent logic, shouldn’t it be a punishment from God or something?

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    52 months ago

    We give you all hurricane tech in exchange for your Stupidifier. Deal?