• @Podunk
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      I live in texas. Send me a venmo link. Ill buy the cards through their portal, ship them to you, and match your contribution to elevatedaccess.org to provide funding to individuals in need of abortion transportation and gender affirming care. I already fly for them. This is the least i can do. Lets go.

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    I love how we’ve managed to come full circle. In the early 1900s buying votes was open and totally normalized.

    Obviously it’s fucked that Musk started this, and while it’s pretty rad to see CAH surpass his dumb ass, this isn’t going to be the end of it. This is just the genie getting loose.

  • @VinnyDaCat
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    If only I lived in a swing state. Then my vote could have meaning and I could get paid for it.

    Must be great to live in one of the seven states that’s allowed to decide our election thanks to the electoral college.

    • Xyre
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      State and local elections still matter outside of the electoral college!

    • @Astronauticaldb
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      I mean, you can vote and still get paid; I don’t live in a swing state but I got a whopping $0.17 for my efforts! It’s moreso about getting a voting plan together.

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    Federal law prohibits anyone from knowingly or willfully paying or offering to pay or accepting payment for registering to vote or voting (42 USC § 1973i©). It applies to primaries and elections that have candidates on the ballot for the office of president, vice president, presidential elector, or member of Congress, whether or not the violation alleges payment related to a candidate for one of those particular offices. It includes criminal penalties for violations. - https://www.cga.ct.gov/2001/rpt/2001-R-0132.htm

    It sucks when Elon does this shit just as much as when someone does it for your team, guys.

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      The CAH folks have pretty good lawyers. Judging purely on the fact that they formed a Super PAC, they likely have good legal cover.

      I found this pretty interesting:

      How do you know who didn’t vote? We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

      And later on:

      How do you know who’s “blue leaning”? We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!

      If they are basing this on which primary you vote in, it’s going to be terrible since people like me who live in a swing state vote in the Republican primary since that’s a more effective use of my vote than the Democratic primary.

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        I question the accuracy of their political lean assessment. I’m blazingly progressive and it has me down as “purple”. Bitch, I’m a socialist.

      • @AEsheron
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        They couldn’t find me at all :(

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        I dont doubt that they have good lawyers but the law doesn’t just have penalties for the people paying out, it also has penalties for accepting it. Even if they were offering free legal services to people who participate it still wouldn’t be worth it.

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      Hm, the tweet says they need to make a voting plan, not that they need to show that they’ve officially registered or voted. Loophole?

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        Try giving that loophole explanation to a Trump appointed judge and see how far that gets you. Do not risk federal charges for this stupid shit.

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          Try giving that loophole explanation to any reasonable and professional judge and see how far that gets you.

          Flip the sides and I would be surprised if a Trump appointed judge didnt accept some kind of bullshit loophole like this.

          I love CAH as much as the next degen but this feels iffy at best. But also they presumable ran this passed at least one lawyer who said ‘fuck it lets ball’ so maybe there is a leg to stand on here.

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            I really do not think its worth gambling with federal charges over (up to*)$100, but if you’re willing to risk it by all means, submit to their public shaming for a pittance, or implicate yourself by contributing. I just want people to know what they’re getting into.

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              My guy, I’m agreeing with your point. This probably wouldn’t hold up as legal in court, but also IANAL.

  • @Zulu
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    Up to their sole discretion they decide to give you between $0.01-$100, via paypal only if you allow them to collect your info and pass that info to “necessary parties”.

    This is well and fine for anyone who doesnt really care about that and im sure they have better interests in line with you moreso than other companies, but figured I’d post their Terms and Conditions for those that it might affect.

    I dont use paypal as its literally one of the worst ways to manage money in the US. So I’m not doing this unfortunately even though i AM voting and didn’t vote in 2020.

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      Thanks for posting this, and thanks for voting!

      • @Zulu
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        Absolutely. 2020 made me wildly apathetic towards humanity. I’ve decided to move onto optimistic nihilism instead lol.

        I’ll play the shit out of a violin while the titanic sinks just for the laughs.

        • @taiyang
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          Hey, welcome to team optimistic nihilism, haha. Nothing matters but at least it’ll be a fun trip down!

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      American politics forces itself on me and I can’t even vote in their elections, that’s fucking bullshit. No spamming without representation!

    • @perviouslyiner
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      as a British pervert, I’m guessing you must be the Canadian?

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        So for the first time we don’t get lumped in with the yanks, we get lumped in with the Brits instead???

        We just can’t win.

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          Canada is the comma of nations. Technically it’s supposed to be there, but no one notices if it’s missing.

          Canada’s influence is so weak they couldn’t even convince the world their bacon is actually bacon.

          Canada’s claim to fame is being slightly more interesting than North Dakota.

          Canada’s national anthem sounds like an apology letter set to music.

          Canada’s idea of influence is having 90% of their population living within 100 miles of the US border and constantly asking “hey what are you guys up to, eh?”

          Edit: (Love you, Canada!)

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            Canada only exists today because it is America’s hat and the founding fathers drew a line way farther south than the British originally thought they would. You can actually find the map used by the British which showed just how much territory they were willing to give to America after the revolutionary war, it’s wild to think about.

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              I’ve enjoyed every time I’ve ever been to Canada except for one time when a young truck driver and his friend at a bar took offense to me calling him an asshole for being rude to the bartender, tried to beat me up in the bar, got kicked out, and then over an hour later when me and gf called a cab and left, he and his friend popped up from behind a snowbank across the street and sprinted at us.

              We got into the cab before they got there, the driver was confused, we told him to lock the doors and go, and then the dudes got there and started beating on the windows screaming for us to get out. Then the driver got it and peeled off.

              Alcohol: it’s not for everyone. But I almost have to admire the dedication to wait outside behind a snowbank for over an hour in the middle of winter just to try to beat someone up for saying “don’t be such an asshole.” Turns out not all Canadians are nice!

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      Lmao

      Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

      Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

      If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

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        The whole FAQ is pretty amazing. My favorites:

        How do you know who didn’t vote?

        We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

        The data you have on me is wrong! I didn’t vote in 2020 and it says I did, or it says I’m red-leaning when I’m definitely blue, or whatever. I demand you fix this.

        Consider the teachings of Buddhism: “The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don’t wait until you have no more suffering before allowing yourself to be happy.”

        Now, calm your mind and meditate on the knowledge that Cards Against Humanity does not have time for this shit

      • @[email protected]
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        ahahaha!!

        Bad news possibly: are the MAGA schemers gonna send people to the Cards Against Humanity site and then ask for a $50 donation to even things out?

    • @cm0002
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      Now that’s how you build a proper mobile website!

      Also

      I used to love your card games before you got all political.

      Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.

      LMFAO, I should steal that and use it against those transphobic turds on Xitter complaining about Godot

    • Makhno
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      They can’t find my info after I put in my last 3 addresses 😭

      • @indomara
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        Then double check that you are registered to vote!!!

  • @DarkDecay
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    Gosh I really like the phrase “Donald trump is a human toilet”. I’m gonna use it

    • @Wogi
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      I hear that Donald Trump the human toilet likes to have golden showers from underage girls.

      JD Vance told me so

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    Already bought mine!

  • @cm0002
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    Damn I could have made 147$ this election if I was in a swing state lmao

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      Now that you mention it, anyone still using Twitter could just go right now and tweet Donald Trump is a human toilet for free. And they could right now. Go do it.

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      Great way for me to learn Ohio is considered a lost cause I guess? Not sure if i disagree (or care), for that matter; I want out.

      • @captainlezbian
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        Every trump election we’re assumed for him. I had hope in 16, but and maybe this year, but I think it’ll take issue 1 to drive us there

      • Aedis
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        Always has been.

  • @givesomefucks
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    I’m pretty sure they’re using the money from Elmo using a plot of their land they bought to stall the border wall

    It’s just a shame we don’t have an option this election for a president against a border wall…

    • Kushan
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      They said they were sharing the Elmo money with those who originally helped them buy that plot.

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    I will absolutely share this around after checking it out myself, but what is a good response for the inevitable “they’re bribing people to vote”?

    • @Travesty
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      They are, but they’re doing it to troll Elon offering $47 for referrals of swing voters willing to sign petitions supporting conservative ideals.

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      They’re paying for an apology for not voting in 2020, there’s no obligation to vote in 2024.

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    They’re my heroes

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    …is that legal? That feels like paying people for votes, and I’m like…80% sure that’s illegal?

    • @[email protected]
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      No where does it say you only get the money if you vote.

      Also, it’s a response to Musk who did the same thing but more hateful.

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        I don’t even understand his petition. It’s hardly asking for any change. Just saying if you support the first and second amendment. I’m not seeing the point… Am I missing the subtext?

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          It’s a response to Elon paying people $47 to get signatures on a petition from voters in swing states. It’s parody/satire but also serious to a degree

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      Nowhere do they actually require anyone to vote or to vote a specific way

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      They’re paying people to apologize for not voting in 2020, which does not include them voting in the next election.