• @[email protected]
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    1002 months ago

    Wasn’t this man fined a gazillion dollars? How is he still able to say things and have me hear about them?

    • @[email protected]
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      He’s currently in the process of having all his assets auctioned off to pay a small fraction of what he owes. Unfortunately the most valuable thing he has is his audience, and he couldn’t auction them away if he wanted to.

      He’ll be in enormous, inescapable debt for the rest of his life, but he’ll always have thousands of people willing to listen to him.

      • @[email protected]
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        Dang. It’s like he’s using an asset to lessen the impact of a legal penalty. If only there were some form of legal penalty that were equally impactful on all people regardless of how well-resourced they were.

      • @Treczoks
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        Unfortunately the most valuable thing he has is his audience, and he couldn’t auction them away if he wanted to.

        Dang. They could be so useful, e.g. as landfill.

    • @ZagamTheVile
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      After eating ourselves into a heart condition, the nation’s favorite pastime is making stupid people famous.

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    Now we know where Empty G got her “theory” from.

    Why doesn’t she tell Trump to change the direction of the hurricane with his Sharpie?

  • @meathorse
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    I heard from a reliable source that “they” also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

    It’s quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

    They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They’ve all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

    If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

    • @just_another_person
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      102 months ago

      Nuh uh, because I heard that you just go to school, and then you come home with an operation. That’s totally how it works.

      • FuglyDuck
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        112 months ago

        Well yeah.

        They say those are metal detectors for guns. But really they’re gender swapping ray machines.

        This is why being a teenager is so hard and confusing. Imagine getting you’re gender swapped two times a day!

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    242 months ago

    They have to push this story because they previously blamed all natural disasters that affected Democrats on God’s judgement.

  • @Buffalox
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    232 months ago

    That man should either be committed to an asylum, or be in jail. Because he is either insane or a conman.

    • @Tyfud
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      32 months ago

      I lived in Austin for 10 years. I can confirm he’s both.

  • TheLowestStone
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    232 months ago

    The fact that anyone believes this bullshit makes me not want to live in this world anymore.

    • @Professorozone
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      You’ve got to be a real idiot if you think the government can control the weather…

      It’s the Dems and Jews that can do that. You know, using space lasers. Get with the program.

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    If we’re going to be dragged kicking and screaming back into the barbarism of the past by these people, let’s at least bring back the thing where we cut out liar’s tongues.

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    172 months ago

    Oh shut up and pay up already.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    162 months ago

    Why is this guy even allowed a platform when he owes that much money? I swear, rich grifters get away with everything.

    There should be repo men there taking everything from his mic to his internet modem, in order to pay back his victims

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Supposedly they’ve already been to the infowars offices to make an inventory for the auction, which is happening soon. Of course he’ll continue the grift, but he’s been blatant ly running afoul of the bankruptcy court by sending his supporters to spend money at something owned in his dad’s name. Check knowledge fight for updates.

    • @NocturnalEngineer
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      12 months ago

      Because people are still listen to this fuckwit, even after all the shit he’s done & owes.

      Every single penny he makes needs to be garnished.

  • @just_another_person
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    152 months ago

    “You want some proof? By my Boner Vitality Shake Mix. Each order comes with a packet of evidence. I SWEAR!!”

  • @Treczoks
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    92 months ago

    On the other hand, Alex Jones is not in control of his mental functions, obviously.

  • @twistypencil
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    82 months ago

    Sick of trad media using outrage to get clicks