Gotta be one of the best thumbnails The Onion has ever used
That’s okay, I like pushing revolving doors, they’re fun to use!
(Yes, I know this is probably supposed to be a commentary on freeloaders in general, but revolving doors are fun)
[off topic]
The local library has an automated revolving door that stops if you touch anything. The people who try to make it go faster slow things down for themselves and everyone else.
I hate systems like that they serve no real purpose. Just my opinion. What does it matter if my finger touched a part of the door at waist high or higher level?
I assume someone figured out that the new doors save pennies a day by keeping the temperature level.
This seems like a fantastic analogy for the state of humanity.
The Onion tends to do that sort of thing.
