• THX-1138
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    111 minutes ago

    Oh look con man trying to sell broken promises and cheap parlor tricks!

  • @hakunawazo
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    153 hours ago

    Please state the nature of the transportational emergency.

  • snooggums
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    524 hours ago

    For true believers who hear Musk talk but have paid little or no attention to Tesla’s actual progress with autonomous driving technology, new car development, production ramping, or robotics, the event will have seemed like something of a success.

    Fucking lol

  • paw
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    214 hours ago

    As far as I understood, the robot taxis may start production by 2026 or 2027. Shouldn’t we live all on Mars by then, according to Musk?

    /s

    • Ace
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      63 hours ago

      robotaxis will be viable about the time they are powered by on-board micro-fusion reactors. Which will be great bc you’ll never need to plug them in or refuel.

    • @DrCake
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      265 hours ago

      Who would win. A cyberpunk looking “$30k” robotaxi or one speed bump/pot hole

      • TimeSquirrel
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        164 hours ago

        In the future, there are no potholes or imperfections of any kind. The ground and buildings are smooth, shiny, and constantly maintained to perfection somehow. Everything looks like a starship.

        • @db2
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          12 hours ago

          Everything’s chrome in the future!

        • @SlopppyEngineer
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          12 hours ago

          Camera pans down to the lower levels. Dark illuminated streets are visible, illuminated by sparse sunlight that manages to find cracks in the starship like road above. Flickering mismatched neon signs offer work, with long lines of broken humans waiting to find any job not taken over by AI and Optimus robots.

      • @marcos
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        12 hours ago

        As long as it’s not a water poodle…

      • Kokesh
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        24 hours ago

        No one gives a flying F what that asshole says.

        • Kwozyman
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          33 hours ago

          Unfortunately a lot of people do. So many people care they made him the richest person in the world. I always hated obscenely rich people, but there’s something special with Musk, he manages to add insult to injury.

          • @Num10ck
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            21 hour ago

            look at the stock prices of Tesla Uber and Lyft today.

            • Kwozyman
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              11 hour ago

              Haha, had no idea, I don’t watch the stock market

      • @_bcron_
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        24 hours ago

        That image is of the bus so it probably requires a ‘fleet’ type purchase alongside a maintenance contract