• Dragon
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    461 month ago

    From the comments I think people aren’t getting the joke that the left is a female character and the right is a male character.

    • @stupidcasey
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      81 month ago

      If you don’t get the joke you are the joke.

    • @Phegan
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      1211 month ago

      That’s the joke.

    • magic_lobster_party
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      1191 month ago

      The one to the left is John Metroid from the popular video game franchise Metroid. The one to the right is Zelda from Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

    • @morphballganon
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      441 month ago

      And the one on the right is Link, a male.

      You’ve got it! The joke!

    • themeatbridge
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      161 month ago

      C’est ça qui est drôle! And the one on the right is Link wearing women’s clothing from Breath of the Wild. He has to pretend to be a woman to sneak into a desert town where men are prohibited. Cross-dressing is a critical part of the story, and you keep the outfit to wear in battle if you like. You can also flirt with a guy and he’ll give you his boots.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 month ago

        Can flirt? I’d argue one must flirt, lest one be cursed to trudge through sand and snow.

        Unless one happens to know the windbomb, in which case… BOOM stares off into the distance …was nice talking with ya.

        • themeatbridge
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          21 month ago

          I’m a completionist, so I always do everything possible in game. Strictly speaking, you only must get the sail, and you can head straight to Ganon if you’re feeling mighty.

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            1 month ago

            The image of low power Link charging in and beating Gannon has me remembering that streamer that made it like 90 95 hours into the game before triggering the tutorial of Breath of the Wild

            https://youtu.be/q1VhYzxC1KA

            • themeatbridge
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              31 month ago

              I’m skeptical she managed to beat three of the four beasts without stumbling upon backflips, side hops, or charged attacks.

              • @AngryCommieKender
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                21 month ago

                Fair enough, may have been staged, I’ve never played the game. Last Zelda game I played was Majora’s Mask

          • @[email protected]
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            21 month ago

            I am far from mighty. If anything, I am straight up bad at combat. On my first master mode playthrough I did duck into the castle to get the shield, but afterwards went right back to do/find all the things mode.

  • @yamanii
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    161 month ago

    I like how the thong in dragon’s dogma 2 is equal to both, and it has a pretty high defense so the game really wants you to wear it at the start where everything kills you easily.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 month ago

    I’ve always been fond of the fusion suit…

    I’m not sure what gender a Metroid is, but considering that suit is made from one, I always thought there’s probably some kinda freaky tentacle parasite thing going on in there.

    According to Tumblr back in the day, I’m 120% correct.

    • snooggums
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      111 month ago

      W H O O O O O O S S SS H H H H