• @PunnyName
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    604 days ago

    Every single one is over priced.

    • @assembly
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      394 days ago

      That’s what I was thinking. Like damn those are some high prices to play chicken with hurricanes and sea level rise.

      • @[email protected]
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        174 days ago

        Anyone still living in Florida at this point thinks they’ve still got decades before things get really bad. These people think they’re the “smart” ones getting ahead of the curve and selling before the prices drop. I hope they’re wrong, but honestly, there are probably a decent amount of wealthy idiots that believe climate change is a hoax and are looking to grab some nice beachside property while the “suckers” are leaving.

      • @RalphWolf
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        214 days ago

        But if global warming causes significant sea level rises, you can just sell your house and move somewhere else, right? I mean isn’t that what Ben Shapiro advises? Not that anyone would buy underwater land, but Ben Shapiro thinks so.

        • @mumblerfish
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          84 days ago

          Just one problem there, Ben! To whom? FREAKIN AQUAMAN?!!!

        • @barsquid
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          64 days ago

          Ben is a dimwit for publicly insulting black mermaids, one of the potential homeowner demographics.

  • @[email protected]
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    224 days ago

    …And how many people are actively looking to buy a home in this area?

    If you have 50x as many people that want to buy as there are people that want to sell, then yes, this is low inventory. And while I might think it’s stupid as fuck to buy a house on the coast in Florida, people are–apparently–doing exactly that.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      114 days ago

      Actually, Aquaman is the one buying up all those properties.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 days ago

        What about Namor the Sub-mariner? Has he been locked out of the Florida market due to the prices?

        • @RizzRustbolt
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          34 days ago

          He’s looking into upper east-coast properties in order to stay close to Sue Storm.

    • @Mango
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      64 days ago

      Buy the dip! Sell it when people forget about hurricanes!

        • @Mango
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          24 days ago

          If you can clean up the yard that quick!