Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child

If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.

i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋

Peter Schmeichel must be stopped

Her: My god- Are there bite marks on your walk?

Aww shucks, he thinks I’m great? blushes

Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?

Sure looks like it.