• @whalerossOP
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      1122 hours ago

      Cheers. I couldn’t find a crazy ideas equivalent so I settled here as it is a sort of shower thought.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      822 hours ago

      I love a good weird niche community, thanks for sharing. Recently also joined [email protected], similar vein

    • @Contingencyfork
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      420 hours ago

      Hear hear. This is quite literally a shitty million dollar idea

  • @spittingimage
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    717 hours ago

    * Dog sniffs my butt then walks to one of those programmable phrase button mats * “Lose weight, fatso!”

    “…who programmed that button?”

    • ms.lane
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      15 hours ago

      “speak to the Pharmacist about ozempic today”

  • @vinnymac
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    1923 hours ago

    I much prefer this to when the pharmacists sniff at my butt at entry and then give advice on diet and nutritional supplements.

  • @[email protected]
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    417 hours ago

    Train them to point at ultra common smells, then scam the customer saying it means need to eat some ultra expensive supplement, but only today there’s a buy two get one free promotion

  • @NineMileTower
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    922 hours ago

    Kind of reminds me penis inspection day back in school

    • @Eheran
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      522 hours ago

      But that wasn’t the real penis inspector…

    • sunzu2
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      121 hours ago

      I don’t think they do that to kids anymore…

  • AmidFuror
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    419 hours ago

    Ripe for abuse like current advice based on personal genetics. There’s so much malarkey already sold in the over-the-counter (non-prescription) pharmacy area of US stores, more scams would fit right in.

  • Pennomi
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    523 hours ago

    I guess you could think this while in a shower.